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Track_Shovel to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

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There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

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  • @adam_y@lemmy.world
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    41•2 years ago

    Good grief this is some boomer level meme. That joke’s as old as the Parthenon.

    • @casmael@lemm.ee
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      12•2 years ago

      ‘Bout as straight as the Parthenon too

      • MrSilkworm
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        fyi, the Parthenon was specifically designed so it didn’t have any straight lines, even when it seemed. It’s part of its perfection as an architectural masterpiece and one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.

        https://en.citaliarestauro.com/parthenon-greece-architecture/

        • @casmael@lemm.ee
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          2•2 years ago

          That’sTheJoke.png

  • @Mercival@lemm.ee
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    16•2 years ago

    Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should…

    • Midnight Wolf
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      17•2 years ago

      Yeah, I certainly don’t want women in my threesomes

  • @stochasticity@lemmy.world
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    There’s no chance the Greeks were the first to have threesomes.

  • @Melonenbaum@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Yes, there was a reason that they went to war for Hellen of Troy. The reason were tons over tons of contracts, promises and agreements, that literally forced the whole mainland Greece to help Hellen’s husband return her from Troy.

  • @db2@sopuli.xyz
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    One of the terms for anal sex is “Greek” though…

    • Grammaton Cleric
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      thatsthejoke.webp

      • @db2@sopuli.xyz
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        Oh it’s one of those. Carry on.

  • @trailing9@lemmy.ml
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    Technically, shouldn’t there be no reason to go to war?

    • Bonehead
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      As bonobos have shown us, there’s no need (or time) for war if we just constantly fuck.

  • @kromem@lemmy.world
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    -1•2 years ago

    I mean, she also looked like this.

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