I’ll give it a shot, “I thought I apologized already, but whatever…”
“I’m sorry you feel that way” is up there.
And that’s most every corporate apology out there!
Classic non-apology.
It’s not that I did anything wrong, it’s just that you decided to feel offended about it, that’s the real problem here.
I saw a standup comic talking about people getting offended once and he talked about this saying. I am HEAVILY paraphrasing but…
“Im sorry you feel that way” isnt a real apology, but its how I feel about people coming to a show, laughing at 9 jokes and then being personally offended by the 10th. I dont want to offend people. That joke has killed the last 20 times I told it so while I’m not changing my jokes I genuinely am sorry they feel that way."
I’m sorry, but …
That one entirely depends on what the “but” is. You can be sorry and have an entirely good reason for fucking up. Its not a great start though.
“You slept with me and didnt call me all week!”
“I’m sorry but there was a TNG marathon on”
I’m sorry, but my mom died"
I’m sorry for your loss
but…
The card did say “moops.”
“The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment”
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“Perfect, I’ll just text you my apology”
Corporate jingle plays
“And now, a message from our company president…”
“I’m sorry that you…[took it that way, misunderstood, etc]” basically saying “this is your fault, but I’ll apologize anyway”
My husband’s favourite is “I’m sorry you got upset.”
“I’m sorry that you were upset about it”
“I feel like I shouldn’t have to keep apologizing but I will anyways”
“I’m sorry if what I did was misinterpreted”
Or my favorite
“It’s not something that I need to apologize for but if it makes you happy”
Eyeroll
I’ve read a number of these and this is the only one I’ve read so far that I agree with
Bring out a ukulele.
But why is that song kinda catchy though?
In this video…
[monetized]
You don’t really deserve this, but whatever dick head…
Look…
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I am 100% right, but since saying “sorry” is the only way you might shut up…
“Even though you …”
