Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible
That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.
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glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean
It’s coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
And even the women and the children…
A care package for myself for when I get there.
Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!
I haven’t yet decided between:
- A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I’d get!)
- One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
- A copy of the Assassin’s Creed movie with a note attached: “here, you can have this back.”
a black hole
Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I’m about to host the hottest twitch stream.
Hell has wifi? Sure. Why not?
Yes, but its 2.4 only and stops working everytime Satan microwaves the outer layers of a frozen pizza pop.
And he rotates the password every hour
There’s definitely wifi and printers in hell.
Starlink
A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries
It’s going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.
i’d mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)
Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that’s what people there want
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A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole
Snowballs
A snow cone machine. I might be mean.
One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I’m thinking brain stem. That’s smaller than a heart or spine
Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.
