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Aah of course, Violet! Welcome back 😅
Does it count if it’s the same load?
No thoughts, head empty.
Which one of them is talking?
Oh this is interesting. I just the learned a word that could fit this.
Word of the Day: Felching
Meaning: a slang term for a sexual act that involves sucking or consuming semen out of a partner’s anus or, less commonly, a vagina.
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I have blue balls syndrome rn
Why is nobody considering the possibility that she took the cum out of her ass and swallowed it, and is just being coy about it?
You could also do this in reverse.
Anal -> cock wipedown -> BJ (no swallow) -> Make Out -> Rimjob
… I … guess step 2 is technically optional.
shudders
You know, I’m gonna get so much hate for this, but ngl…
NSFW, TMI
I take anal hygiene very seriously and I refuse to have sex if I’m not as clean as I could be. And that’s why…
…sometimes, when I feel like it, my bf just flips me around mid-sex, I suck him for a bit and then he flips me back again, so that my butt is facing him (again) and he keeps on fucking me.
It adds a bit of extra spit (as lube), he fucking loves it and I do as well. It’s kinda degrading and it just makes me feel super submissive and dirty for my boyfriend.
Always tastes like coconut oil, cum and cock. Never had a problem.
We’re two consenting adults and we’re both into it. Don’t see the issue 🤷♀️Honestly, it works super well for us. And it feels really hot and submissive and dirty to do 🩷
I’m sure the taboo aspect is one of the reasons it feels so good. And I don’t even think atm is that uncommon of a fetish?Is “Shhhh, is only smells” too old/obscure a reference?
oh fuck - I have the unfortunate displeasure of getting this reference >.<
Shh bby is only memory
Unfortunately not.
Unfortunately yes, at least for myself.
… link?
This is probably my best option here. The links to the actual content are in that thread if you’re still curious after reading the description, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable linking you directly to a post-anal blowjob with a poo nugget.
Oh dear lord.
I uh… I think I’m good, thats enough of an answer lol.
Here’s your poo nugget xir.
(almost puked in my mouth watching this)
Why are you shuddering about the optionality of step two, when 3 steps down the line there’s a rimjob planned?
Because its depths were recently plumbed (see step 1), and then the … undesirable residue from said plumbing was hopefully mostly disposed of (see step 2), so, its likely relatively clean enough for kisses, in step 5.
I guess i need to put in Step 0 of ‘probably use lube’? If that wasn’t obvious? So… anyway, it’ll mostly taste like lube + cum.
Literally what happens in one of the first porn videos I remember watching (probably not among the first I watched, just, uh, memorable)
Autofelching, if you will.
I mean, I wouldn’t, but if, like… $700 were involved…
Have some self respect, I wouldn’t go any lower than like $800.
Autofelching for 800 Alex
What movie is this from?
Maybe if they meet they behave like a Newton’s cradle?
I lose my bet it’s Mickey7 post
It lacks a certain boomer flare. Maybe needs an extra hint of misogyny?
Second wave misogyny.
As far as I can see this meme can work just as well for men/men couple, trans and fluid. Just unilaterally sick and depraved for everyone 👍
I blocked him, but reading that guys modlog is a trip
Technically, the human body is a giant tube … if you follow the surface area of the outer skin, it follows a continuous membrane through your body. The surface area of your lips, all through your digestive system follows the same surface membrane as your anus. The actual human part of us is housed behind the membrane. And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear (and it some extreme instances, ejects out both ends).
We are just a giant walking tube
We genuinely kind of are. Biology even has a name for this: all animals that are tubes are called chordates
That’s the default, tell me about the non chordal ones.
uhmmm jelly fish
apparently Monostromatic animals?
I couldn’t get a wiki article that word
Jellyfish, starfish, sea urchins, sponges, coral, etc … along with quite a lot of microscopic organisms.
Large portions are absorbed through the membrane, and cleverly placed sphincters make time for chemical processes to permanent alter many of the things we eat. The things that go in (other than corn kernel shells) aren’t the same anymore when they leave.
And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear
Yes, but by the time it gets to the rear, it won’t be ‘cum’ anymore.
Not a big truck.
You can, however, just dump stuff into it.
A new achievement to unlock 🔓
