Is this even a question? Obviously the bean.
Explain how!
A god can have a bean anytime they want.
Also a very tasty one?
Thank you for both bean and god pill friend
Being God is too much responsibility. I’ll take the bean thanks.
Not God, but a god. What if you’re the god of something fun, like beans?
Cannellinius Lentillius, demigod of Legumes
…or not fun, like pimples, hemmorrhoids or unwanted late periods?
God of Pimples and Hemorrhoids
Presumably that means I can prevent them?
Let the apotheosis begin.
Your worshipers will have the most unblemished skin and buttholes.
Take the god pill, then the bean. Who are going to stop a god?
I hate beans. I don’t have another option then. I take the red pill and make beans taste good and not have shit texture.
Can I have both?
How tasty?
indeed
*eats the bean before Morpheus can even ask his question*
I’m a god. What a grand intoxicating illusion.
🎶 “I’m a god. How can you kill a god?”
🎶 “What a grand and intoxicating innocence.”> argonian w synth guitar
starts rapping at 148bpm
🤲 bean
nabs bean and pill and pops both
So where’s the rave?
