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minus-squareotacon239@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·3 days agoBeing God is too much responsibility. I’ll take the bean thanks.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 days agoNot God, but a god. What if you’re the god of something fun, like beans?
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days ago…or not fun, like pimples, hemmorrhoids or unwanted late periods?
minus-squarems.lane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days ago God of Pimples and Hemorrhoids Presumably that means I can prevent them? Let the apotheosis begin.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoYour worshipers will have the most unblemished skin and buttholes.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoCannellinius Lentillius, demigod of Legumes
Being God is too much responsibility. I’ll take the bean thanks.
Not God, but a god. What if you’re the god of something fun, like beans?
…or not fun, like pimples, hemmorrhoids or unwanted late periods?
Presumably that means I can prevent them?
Let the apotheosis begin.
Your worshipers will have the most unblemished skin and buttholes.
Cannellinius Lentillius, demigod of Legumes