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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Move over powered milk, it onion time

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Move over powered milk, it onion time

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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  • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    My personal prices for each:

    Live grub: $50

    Large raw onion: $25

    Carolina Reaper: $100

    Century egg: $10

    None of these are even $1000 foods, much less $1,000,000 foods.

    If you offered me $1 million to eat all four, I’d do it without thinking twice about it.

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      Son of a bitch has a dedicated menu for eating crap!

      Though I’d pay 50 bucks to watch you eat a grub.

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    OP really underestimates what I would eat for one million dollars. Shit I’ll eat a dismembered human thumb

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    Thanks for the cool $4 milion. Easiest money ever made.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Four onions and I’m full.

      • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I hope you don’t share a bed with anyone that night.

  • Doom@lemmy.world
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    Is that a century egg? I’d eat that. Been wanting to try one actually. I hear they’re tasty af.

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      Yes, I was delicious, but the public wasn’t ready for it so I sold terribly and Salty took me off his damn menu and locked me away down here. And now you know my cool fucking backstory.

  • scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I was born in New Mexico; under the land of the green and red chilies. Give me that fucking reaper and my easy money.

  • SillySized@lemmy.ml
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    The egg is better than it looks

    • whaleross@lemmy.world
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      Aren’t we all

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.

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    I’d pick the onion, because it’s the only one there I’ve eaten before.

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    $1 Million dollars is a lot of money and with these options you’re risks are: overdoing a pleasant snack (onion), discovering a new delicacy (century egg), an unpleasant flavor and texture (grub), or like twenty cumulative minutes of fiery pain (carolina reaper).

    For $100, none of these are worth it unless we’re allowed to prepare them in some sort of dish. For $1000, I’ll eat a raw onion. For $10,000, anything but the grub, even all three.

    For $1 Million? I’ll eat all four of these, raw (possibly wriggling), and ask for seconds, if required. I’d be a fool to do otherwise.

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      Would eat the onion for a 100, rest for 1000

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      False. Any dollar amount over like $20 and the onion is a good choice unless you must eat the skin. In which case IDK a hundo is probably sufficient.

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      I paid to eat bugs from a food cart in Thailand, though they were cooked and seasoned.

  • Nine@lemmy.world
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    Can I do all of them and get $4mil? 😂

    • tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world
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      Yes.

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    A couple of years ago I grew some habanero peppers in my garden. One of the plants had been mislabeled, however, and turned out to be carolina reapers. Eating them didn’t feel like normal hot peppers – it felt like I had been punched hard in the lips.

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      We grew some reapers intentionally once and we quickly figured out the best way to use them was to chop them up, scrape them into the compost bin, and then cut other stuff without washing the cutting board.

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        This has the same energy as an absinthe rinse and… I kinda get it.

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    I would eat a century egg over a whole raw onion any day.

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      Oh is that what it was? Yeah a century egg for sure

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      That’s a century egg? I thought it was an eyeball from a cow or a squid or something.

  • Axolotl.cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Just slice the onions, put them on a bbq or smth and then in a burger

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    I’d eat all 4 lol

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    Onion isn’t even a challenge

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      A yellow onion no less… the easiest onion to eat

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