His insecurity is so extreme that I want to stand up for some reason.
Sounds like a death threat to me.
How can someone be such a loser. Like, willingly. Who’s to blame here - not bad parenting or childhood trauma - just a loser by choice
This tells me elon has many employees he considers puppets. These puppets are used by him to trash others as a third party. He doesn’t think anyone would say anything bad about him unless someone else was paying them.
“Live by the sword, die by the sword.”
Spoken by the coward that tucked his tail between his legs and ran away from Zuckerberg’s challenge to a charity fight.
He studied the blade
Miss Piggy would mop the floor with Elon Musk.
The bill WILL come due for him. My bet is he flees back to South Africa, where he will be captured and beaten to death. Get it on Kalshi I’ll throw $5 on it lol.
He can’t hide on earth and his daydream of fleeing to Mars is impossible. Odds are humanity will find a way to snatch him. What his captures end up doing to him is anyones guess. If I were him I’d be begging for the accountability and humility of the US federal prison system.
I hope he likes to Hang around train stations with MAnGo Mussolini.
All of these billionaire oligarchs have put hundreds of millions into lavish underground and offshore survival bunkers; they are fully prepared to hide themselves away from the consequences of their greed and ambition.
Stupidity beyond belief in a world with destabilising weather that’s gonna flood
With only one thermal exhaust port. Would be a shame if someone were to do something to it.
Can I bet he’ll flee to Argentina with his boy toy theil?
Puppetmaster says what?
Nah, dude’s still a muppet. Minus all the charm, appeal, worth, etc.
As a puppet slowly approached him he held his arm up to the heavens and shouted “Sieg Heil!”.
Mein Furher, save me from the puppets!
Off in the distance, nearly inaudible but coming ever closer…
It’s time to play the music
It’s time to light the lightsWarum?
Honestly fair to assume that Democrats are puppets of someone. (I’m still mad at Kathy Hochul)
Yes, Democrats are also obviously controlled by big money. They could even be the same big money as the Republicans, who are just using both sides to divide the working class to distract from how much they are exploiting us.
By that logic everyone is a puppet for someone else. If you work for someone you are their puppet, either the boss or the costumer. Politicians should be the puppets of the people they represent, we know they are actually beholden to corporations more often but in theory they are always a puppet. Elon is a puppet to his investors. But comparing everything in such childish, simplified ways is lame because is shows you have a very limited understands of human beings and of how the world works and instead rely on black and white thinking like a junior high student.
I think the term puppet is used here to highlight the very clandestine nature of who exactly is behind the puppets that make up the Democratic party, i.e. Israel and the corporations that use the military-industrial complex to keep it going
You could look at context instead of being condescending

Looks exactly like the freak.
Why would Democrats go after Musk instead of Republicans? I’m trying to figure out what their motivation is.
All I can think of is that perhaps they have deep pocket donors that want to stick a thumb in Musk’s eye, but what can they do? He’s not an elected official, he doesn’t owe the USA any fealty. Even if they catch him on something like lying under oath, they wouldn’t be able to imprison him (he has three citizenships and can just stay out of the USA worst case scenario)
There’s fuckery about.
Democrats should go after Republicans, in my opinion. But, just like when Biden was in office, they will do nothing.
Presumably to stanch the flow of money to Republican coffers. Attacking supply lines is always a viable tactic- especially one so big as Musk is.
Elon has donated hundreds of millions to republican elections. Elon is also definitely committing various forms of fraud against investors, manipulation of the stock market and is probably much deeper into Jeffrey Epstein than we are currently being told. Oh and the whole DOGE thing. All of that kind of pisses normal people off.
You promised investors self-driving cars. You sold thousands of cars to customers while advertising self-driving cars. None of the cars are self-driving. You should be in prison for fraud.
If nothing else, the SEC should have stomped him a new mudhole by now for in-your-face stock manipulation.
Full self driving by 2016 guaranteed!!
I just saw a Tesla turning in front of me today that was literally stretching, arms up and head back, while the car was turning.
I think it goes beyond fraud, he sold them on an idea that’s actively making the roads more dangerous.
He promised to design a quiet leaf blower. They have that already, Elon. It’s called a rake.
That sounds like a credible threat of violence on Musks’s part. Deport
Damn right
I’m sick and tired of all these foreigners coming to my country, taking my tax dollars and using them on their vanity projects like flying cars and on top of it they threaten me with violence. ICE, arrest that man.
Aight. Scrap den.
Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon’s ass easily. They are much stronger than him.
Hello puppet seller. I am going into twitter battle, and I want your strongest puppets.
My puppets are too strong for you, traveler.
Make sure you buy puppets rated for fighting an adult man-child born to nazi-apartheid-loving parents.
He ain’t ever carried tools to drop
I heard that his dick is all messed up from a failed enlargement surgery. Its believable because apparently Grimes said it to a friend of hers. Its also believable because Elon has definitely had cosmetic surgery, hair transplants, etc so I can totally see him trying to enlarge his dick and it failing (which isn’t uncommon with such procedures.)
You think he’s get his weight taken care of.
Dear Lord, to have a trillion dollars, and to still look like Jabba the Hutt?
His weird torso shape is almost certainly a combo of him taking a mix of test and high coupled with semi regular liposuction.
Liposuction removes the fat cells whereas losing weight normally just empties them. By removing them you discourage the body from growing them there again as it takes signifcant effort for the body to regrow them. This leads to weird fat distribution.
His total lack of application for diet and weight training means his roid intake doesn’t go where its meant to. Roids just don’t work without signifcant effort, sure those massive meatheads use roids but they also work fucking hard to get massive
Probably, Elon doesn’t strike me as a “real change comes from the inside and takes years of hard work and self-reflection” type of guy.
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Thats what all his romantic partners said
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