Not sure who wrote this specifically but a bunch of Clickhole ‘celebrity quotes’ were written by Joe Kwaczala who is hilarious.

This is my first recorded case of 'it ‘s funny, but I don’t think I get it?’

So many fake Simpsons Trump “Predictions” I see them literally everywhere. It’s so weird how hard people try to push this shit, especially considering The Simpsons has made plenty of amazingly and eerily accurate … prognostications? But you never see those on mainstream social media. Only the fake Trump ones.

Worst fad ever

I honestly forgot about civ 7. Wow what a crazy long month it’s been…

Adorable, I love mustelids!

Also gotta plug lemmy.world/c/wildlifephotography

Largest case of insurance fraud from an automaker**

1000% insurance fraud.

And this photo shows a group of child laborers going in for a 12-hour night shift at a meat packing plant in Kansas, 2025. Just kidding, they will not make the mistake of allowing photography this time around.

TIL I’m only 13. Hellz yeah, skibidi doo dah skibidi day or whatever the kids say now. I’ll ask my kid now that she’s older than me.

Presumably, Pudin has some blackmail material on Orange Julius, though it’s hard to imagine there’s any information out there that could damage him. Russia literally already said they helped him win, so now he owes them. We already know he was Epstein’s child trafficking partner; we already know he’s a pedophile and a rapist and a child rapist. Whatever they’ve got on him must be insane.

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Now I don’t believe a word of the Bible, but this guy checks off so many anti-Christ boxes it’s getting harder and harder to see how the people who do believe that stuff don’t see it.

That extreme’s name? Albert Einstein.

Back in my day we called this ‘sweding.’

Only 22% voted for him, and a large portion of those fall into the ‘no idea what’s happening’ camp.

Russia used to be godless commies, but now it’s viewed as a white, Christian capitalist state with a strong leader. It’s not, but that’s the bullshit Fucker Carlson and other Russian sponsored propagandists have been spewing for the last decade or so.

Earlier this morning a coworker mentioned politicians wearing their corporate sponsors like NASCAR drivers. This was my response:

That makes you incredibly lucky, and doesn’t change that your comment is the smartass comment. Why would you assume your situation is normal or that you represent the average experience?