A friend of mine referred to his nose as his “beak” and I was like, I can use that. What other funny names can I use for my aging body parts?
Refer to your toes as your “little piggies”
I feel like you can get away with calling your penis a tallywacker at this point.
Dillydangler
What is a tally and why are we whacking them?
Wanna rub our Tally Sticks together?
Nose - penis
Penis - nose
Everything else remains unchanged.
Pick two of any body part and start referring to them as “the girls”.
Ah, yes, my left knee and right elbow. That’ll get 'em.
Call your penis a pecker or a schlong
Call your nose your beak obviously that ones great
Fingers/hands can be called paws, mits, grippers or grabbers, possibly claws or talons
You can call your knees and elbows “the ol hinges”
Obviously your feet should be called hooves or roots
Your belly can be called the incenerator or the disposall
Your hair is a mane
Your eyes are peepers
Refer to both your nose and dick as your beak
