No no no. You need to start by explaining the evolution of mapmaking, before focusing on the monsters.
Non-map people don’t have enough background on maps, so you must provide that first.This thread is completely devoid of map sea monster facts and that’s a travesty
did you know that sea monsters are afraid of light?
Don’t listen to this, this is lies spread by sea monsters to make us put lights on our boats, making them easier to spot
Look, this little light keeps the sea monsters at bay. Well, that and the moon
Sometimes, the map monsters are green.
#moderatequalityfacts
The sea is lovely, dark, and deep And we have miles to go And promises to keep
I never wondered why the map sea monsters were placed in the locations that they were placed in.
I am now wondering why the map sea monsters were placed in the locations that they were placed in.
Always thought it was “because there’s room there and it looks neat.”
That’s what I’ve always done when I draw old maps. Hope I haven’t been doing it wrong this whole time.
one interesting reason is drew monsters where they didn’t want people to go like their fishing spots
(the monsters were an indication that the sea was dangerous there)
I mean, 27 minutes barely seems enough for a proper introduction to such a vast subject.
They didn’t know what was there so they made pretty art… thats basically the gist of it… so yeah… you got the introduction in a sentence…
Not hating 27 minutes is either to much or or not enough… but in this case not the right person
Try dating other autists, normies don’t uh, speak your love language.
Must love trains.
Somebody called me?
I’d date them
Well, yeah, duh. That’s what chronological order is.
If you don’t use visual aids, what do you expect?
Monologues are not allowed to exceed 5 minutes on a date.
Id definitely take sea monsters on maps so long as opposed to hearing how much they hate their ex
She was probably turned off by the fact that they aren’t maps, but rather nautical charts. :(
Maybe not 🧐 enough detail on their typology? Did you discuss their independent emergence in various unrelated mapping traditions?
It must be not discussing their emergence in various distinct mapping traditions.
Peanut butter jelly time :3
you gotta explain the sea monsters by hardness on the mohs scale. rookie mistake
Because you were a bore! Everyone knows 25 minutes is the limit on that one theme!
That doesn’t make sense! They’ve clearly stated they respected that 25min lower limit.
As a cartographer I’d be right there with you talking this out.
I posted this comment on the same meme in a different comm, but it’s worth saying again:
I’m a big proponent of “showing your weird” – I’ve always liked weird people because they don’t appear to be hiding anything, they just have a genuine quality normal people don’t, whereas people who seem “perfect” or “normal” (whatever that means) are often too good to be true, and are fucked up in a way they have to hide.
I’ve had success showing my weird; it weeds out those who would not want me, and that prevents wasted time and energy on something that’d never work.
All this being said, if I were on a date with a person and they started doing this, well, I’d be extremely interested.
