Get me the two piece special. Lots of hotsauce and all the friiiies you can get me.
I need one yellow thumbtack.
Can I get one abolition of hierarchy, one abolition of borders, and some fries?
Getting rid of hierarchy, I can do that with eugenics and CRISPR modifications to the common human genome, it’ll take a few centuries and change everything we are including what makes us human and will probably make humanity go extinct but hey I’m on the way to the store anyway.
A hug
I’ll take “the sweet release of death” if you can find it anywhere on a good sale price. Thanks bro.
only if its on sale tho, otherwise its not worth it.
Can you grab me a can of striped paint from the hardware store?
Can’t afford the chequered stuff?
Are you going to the grocery store next to the Lowes?
A revolution
If you bump into my dad getting his ciggies, tell him to come home already.
New US president, please.
I’m not in the United States, bro. Nothin’ I can do. Sadness.
World peace, and if that’s not available, some cheese and onion chips.
Some will to live.
I brought you huile d’olive, which sounds a bit similar.
I got you some booze. Usually helps me when the going gets tough.
You just reminded me to add the liquor store to my errand list, thank you.
Large pizza with the works, add pineapple.
Got it, pal. I got you a pizza topped with 4 kinds of cheeses, tater tots, egg, squid, tteokbokki, a sacrificial virgin, ice cream, matcha, boba, spinach, yumyum sauce, sleeping powder, and pineapple just like you wanted!
When they’re dragging out the capers and honey, you know they’re giving you the Works.
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Bring some dopamine and serotonin, please. But don’t get the cheap stuff.
Oooo you’re gonna roll tonight! Enjoy your happy brain chem dump. I learned so many years after the episode came out that Family Guy had it sooooo right.
Maybe some good news?
