I’ll take “the sweet release of death” if you can find it anywhere on a good sale price. Thanks bro.
Are you going to the grocery store next to the Lowes?
Can you grab me a can of striped paint from the hardware store?
Can’t afford the chequered stuff?
A revolution
World peace, and if that’s not available, some cheese and onion chips.
New US president, please.
I’m not in the United States, bro. Nothin’ I can do. Sadness.
If you bump into my dad getting his ciggies, tell him to come home already.
Some will to live.
I brought you huile d’olive, which sounds a bit similar.
I got you some booze. Usually helps me when the going gets tough.
Maybe some good news?
Large pizza with the works, add pineapple.
Got it, pal. I got you a pizza topped with 4 kinds of cheeses, tater tots, egg, squid, tteokbokki, a sacrificial virgin, ice cream, matcha, boba, spinach, yumyum sauce, sleeping powder, and pineapple just like you wanted!
When they’re dragging out the capers and honey, you know they’re giving you the Works.
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Bring some dopamine and serotonin, please. But don’t get the cheap stuff.
Can you get me some meds? I think I’m experiencing a manic episode.
…oh oops, I read “meds” as “maids”
Yo, you still want some maids, bro?
If he fully want the maids I’ll take them.
I am maidenless
Dude! In my country, MAID can be medically assisted suicide. Make sure ya get the right kind of maid!
WHAT THE FUCK COUNTRY ARE YOU IN!?
A 6 inch Flan.
5.3 inches is as good as 6 inch, right?
It can be 15 -20 centimeters
pack of zig zags, some funyuns, water man, lots of water. and some of that stuff… we used to eat it all the time back in the day…
A bag of crisps would be lovely
CRISPS!? We call them CHIPS, sir! NEXT!
Chips? Do I look like I was about to gamble? This is an Outrage! OUTRAGE I TELL YOU!
I AM AN AMERICAN… in Korea right now… NO DUH I LOVE TO GAMBLE!
You’re in Korea. Well why didn’t you lead with that? :) Some kimchi and tetebokki would be nice. Did I spell that right? I don’t think so.
