“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
We call it, The Aristocrats!
We have a winner.
Better Nate than lever
Best joke ever if you can actualky tell it!
Still remember the time my dad called me demanding 40 minutes of his life back
Quick reader, that man
And the penguin says, “Nah, that’s just ice cream.”
The Pope looks up and says, “You fuckers are my kind of people.”
Sits back, lights a cigarette and says “you know, you cunts are alright”
The Aristocrats!
Yup. This is the one.
Orange you glad
To get to the other side
Rare considered response.
Because the light was on.
You know, I like the way you tell it better
“Grandma… so that’s how you died…”
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let his bag of cocaine fall out a window.
You got any more of those meat flavored pickles?
You’re a real mean drunk, Superman.
punches you in the face
…you asked for a punchline, don’t be mad at me
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What, did you blow a seal?
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“He stands on a leaf and waits until Autumn.” (Punchline to a joke I read in grade 3 from the 70’s.)
Is an elephant involved? I think I know this one but had completely forgotten about it until I read this.
Yup. The joke spoiler..
How does an elephant get down from a tree? :::
It’s such an incredibly lame joke that it’s still burned into my brain nearly 5 decades later.
