Unplug the toaster you absolute spoon

Best joke ever if you can actualky tell it!

English stole 'Bon Apetit" from French fair and square!

RIP Mozart

The department that tests products and updates the code is probably underfunded

I think Pavlov is calling…

Tectonic plates slip and release millions of times as much energy as a 50Kt nuclear bomb and those only sometimes cause localized volcanic activity.

Is her name peonounced Juice Icka?

Baby Mario/Luigi/Toad so I can build a super accelerating, super handling, ultra slow car. Keeping the boost jumps going is the secret

50% Sonny. He didn’t leave Cher for a tree until much later in his career.

Let me finish this play through and get back to you.

I can make solar all day long while it’s sunny. If I plan to keep my stove running all day long to produce power I have to go put the energy into getting enough wood to do that. That’s likely an obnoxious amount of wood for the amount of power output.

GODDAMN YOU LOCH NESS MONSTER I AIN’T GIVIN YOU NO TREE FIDDY!

The future seems distant but the past is an instant. Your life seems like it went by in a flash.

They can’t stop Israel from attacking Lebanon, and unless that happens there will be no deal.

The process is different now:

1. Find a tall vehicle with a plastic gas tank
2. Drill hole
3. Drain gas into suitable container

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy’s Hump Palace lookin’ for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin’ hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.