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Ordinary young woman is forced to take on the financial responsibility of a monarchy. Unable to carry the burden by herself she enters a pact with an unnamed stranger…
hint
…by selling her first born.
in collusion with the swine and livestock, a super-intelligent Spider manipulates a farmer–putting his household at risk of starvation–by weaving special patterns into her webs. Will he find the strength to outwit this probable government experiment’s devious plan? No. No, he won’t.
Explain a movie series badly:
A young boy gets abducted by a cult, to train him as a soldier. As an adult he tries to visit his mother, but she’s already killed, so he massacres the aliens who did this. He falls in love with a royalty, only for the cult to forbid this relationship. A fascist traitor of the cult cuts off one of his hands, gets a mechanical one and marries the royalty woman.
Few years later, the man kills the fascist traitor. He gets a vision that tells him his wife will die of childbirth and the cult denies him a leadership position, so he joins the fascist leader behind the fascist traitor to try to save her, only to kill her instead (though the twins survive), after which his master in the cult amputates all his limbs and leaves him burning in hot magma. He gets saved by the fascists, builds out a massive fascist empire in the galaxy.
Too easy! Star Wars. :D
Wowie, sure would be awkward if that was wrong :P
A rich man with a foot fetish goes on date with an abused woman. The abusers later cut their toes off and get their eyes pecked out by pidgeons.
Cinderella
When someone tells me pigeons aren’t cool, I should remind them of the OG ending of
Spoiler
Cinderella/Aschenputtel
. Although for anyone whowas ever “bitten” by a pigeon knows they can’t hurt you. They are just little, goodhearted fluffballs <3
Local man claims forgotten civilisation full of riches underneath the ocean, and earns the attention of a wealthy patron that organises an expedition into the depths.
Proceeds to go native and coup de tat the local monarchy, before killing a majority of the expedition and bribing the rest into remaining silent.
Spoiler
Atlantis
Hero repeatedly robs wealthy couple until he kills them when they catch him in the act. Their money lets him live happily ever after.
Jack and the beanstalk
Little girl uses matchsticks to stay warm in winter without permission, so their grandma descends from the pearly gates of heaven to come kill them.
The little match girl.
A young girl terrorises her parents and headmistress into disappearing forever.
If it’s the book I’m thinking of, then here’s a related one.
Creepy old man snatches child out of orphanage window with a view to handing her over to a chird-eating cult, but then decides to keep the abducted orphan for himself.
Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.
Did she really meet… or plot, though?
Well, her house met the witches head.
Man tries to force feed another man rancid eggs and ham.
…by using a derailed train to sink a boat so that his victim will be forced to submit due to shock at the level of carnage and destruction, combined with the effects of drowning
Critical analysis of the pig population’s worsening housing crisis
I’d click on that YouTube essay. But only if it’s over an hour long
Hungry wolf hunting an overpopulated invasive pig species set on building homes and taking jobs from local beaver communities.
I was thinking way too hard about this and trying to figure out how Animal Farm was a kids book…
This gave me a good laugh
Girl enters psychodelic phantasies while reading a book. Speaks of beaheading a government official.
*psychedelic fantasies
Alis in wonder land?
yes :3
A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless cockfights.
A strange young lad who speaks only in rhyme stalks an elderly man he just met, ultimately persuading the gentleman into eating a questionable off-color breakfast entree.
