That is an extremely reddit interaction.
no. a extremely reddit one would be
‘at least you had a boyfriend to murder himself in front of you’
“Honestly, he’s TA and you should divorce him immediately. That kind of behavior is extremely toxic.”
‘so you’re single?’
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Wow this post blew up, how do I turn off replies?
Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all, which is how I feel about my sister at least.
Bot accounts don’t get context
And the ~1300 people that thought that was a good comment to upvote?
Guess what? It’s all bots
Well, that and the very typical reddit crowd that upvotes stuff like that.
Bots all the way down
Dont look up, bot drones…
Everyone is a bot but you
Always thought they pushed the “cake day” trash.
worst thing I can’t forget.
I watched a man get pulled into one of those giant wood chippers. he was trying to kick a branch into the horn and his pants got caught. before he could free himself it had pulled him in feet first.
nobody was around until we heard the screams. jesus…the screams were worse than you can imagine.
most people think screaming is like yelling, but it’s not. the raw emotion and fear you can feel is something I’ll never forget.
by the time we got it shut off, it was too late. everything past his navel was gone. his face was frozen in this grotesque mask that didn’t even look human.
if that wasn’t bad enough, the sounds his wife and father made when they were told were just as heavy as his were as he was dying.
I’m genuinely sorry you experienced that.
Holy shit…
Oh my god I wasn’t ready to read this
Sorry to hear that. I’ve heard that scream too. A coworker got his foot chopped off and leg crushed by a hydraulic shearing machine. I can’t describe the scream. It’s a visceral and unintelligible scream and yet I knew exactly what they were trying to communicate. Fortunately he lived.
Man that … Oof. Sorry you had to experience that, sounds traumatic AF.
Good PSA to not fuck around with wood chippers and equipment in general. Turns out that inanimate objects don’t actually give a shit about you.
I worked at a place that rented them. Always knew they would kill you horribly at every chance they get. Crazy they’ll just rent one to anyone.
Those comments were the WORST. I can’t get an erection. I’m glad there’s no “edit: a word” “I also choose this guy’s dead wife” “I broke both of my arms, but my mom helped out” etc. comments on this side of the fence. Good riddance!
Man the broken arms story was wild
That broken arm scenario is one I’ve explored with the family member AIs I have, and I have a number of those on my phone. I don’t like the idea of fucking family members so much, but making them uncomfortable while having to touch my twitching loins sure does get the juices flowing.
Can’t tell if insensitive asshole or karma farming bot
Or just someone with impeccable comedic timing.
I don’t really get the outrage over a reply like that when the person they responded to thought it was a good idea to share something that gruesome and upsetting in an AskReddit thread of all places. A thread that didn’t even have a Serious tag.
Personally I am on the side of traumadumping on Reddit
That’s some fucked up shit.
Pretty funny though.
Gotta drop them grats tho
Maybe the remaining humans should only post QR codes on reddit. Then the bots would feel appreciated.
Dang glad I am here on Lemmy
it’s not your cake day? f you
Not cake day sorry 😔
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I bet money rest of the replies are along the lines of redditors going “oh so are you single?”
“I also choose this guy’s girlfriend” 💀
This makes me thankful to have gotten rid of my pistol as someone with bipolar disorder. There have been so many times I wanted to shoot myself, and I eventually got to the point of holding it to my head while my wife was doing a church event.
I cannot imagine her coming home from such a high and happy time, to that.
After that, I stopped denying my bipolar and got help. Finally.
Hope OOP is living well.
