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Cake day: April 15th, 2026

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  • That was the implication. Actually, I would recommend asking detailed questions on the conpletely anonymous website of this famous hacker, 4chan, to get useful information, and I say this as someone who accidentally faked schizophrenia by telling his ROTC cadre that his nonexistant sister got him pregnant over the course of weeks, so you can trust me. Those fuckers in the government don’t want anything to do with me, man. I’m a s00per skilled criminaler, dude! You want to buy some jerky? $.47/gram, you pay postage, sent by USPS.

    But if you can’t help yourself like the filthy animal you, audience member(s), are, definitely look up those military docs about explosives like Pegasus II on Google, so you find that totally unaffiliated website that doesn’t record IP/MAC address of everyone downloading it, just like downloading files from that 4chan guy I mentioned is in no way traceable.






  • I remember when I used to play video games. Yea, I was your typical window masturbator with kilobytes of child porn and may have killed a dog. Then I got MKULTRA’d and got taken advantage of by a cult that reprogrammed my dopaminergic potential with oil changes n cheese cloths to then escape by cutting into my arm to do acid again to realize I was a woman to spiral into homelessness while traveling the country and creating a sex cult built around incestuous necrophilia that would get me v& by the FBI for accidentally advertising it on the Roblox subreddit. And also obscene terroristic threats to a prominent US senator. Obviously, I just talked my way outta it, and thank God I got taken advantage of by that cult cuz I woulda still had them kilobytes while playing Dragon Age or some shit for the sex scenes, cuz that’s what mattered when I played video games.