• dadarobot@lemmy.ml
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    18 days ago

    Mitch is simultaneously both alive and dead while it is unobserved, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

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      17 days ago

      He is just in his pupal stage right now. Neither alive, nor dead. We’ve all seen his larval stage and it has appalled us all, but what will come next will really be the stuff of nightmares: his true form.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      17 days ago

      No, you just put your dick between the pages while you’re laying down on a trampoline and get your friends to bounce you

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    17 days ago

    Don’t you rather have these fuckers stand trial and be actually convinced? I know it’s a long shot, but death of old age is to kind for them.

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      17 days ago

      I’d rather some more just form of death than anything having to do with the US “justice” system.

      When someone is dangerous, honestly, it’s just better for everyone that their ability to commit harm is immediately ended. These men are already all old and whether by natural causes or a victim’s bullet, they just need to die. A court case would mean years and years of platforming and then ultimately a dissatisfying compromise.

    • bridgeburner@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Yeah but that’s never gonna happen as long as we live in a world ruled by greedy billionaires. So yeah, mfs like McConnel dropping dead is a good compromise, cos that means they can’t continue making lives of every normal citizen worse.

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    18 days ago

    Coincidence that Lindsey Graham kicks the bucket and Mitch McConnell makes a public statement that he’s alive and well I think not.

    Mitch just needed one of his own kind to survive.

  • Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    Guys

    Guys.

    There will come a day…

    When we won’t have to listen to that dumb fuck ever again.

    Just cherish that thought until it is over. We can do this.

  • MrNesser@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    Can you imagine if all three trott off within a month of each other. The fallout and shit storm caused would be of epic proportions.

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    18 days ago

    I’m very certain that our Lord and Savior does not want you to be erotically attracted to Her word.

    JC gets a “fully human” pass, but They created us and having your creation be sexually attracted to you is so disquisting it may very well be what led to the flood and the invention of hell.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      Humans are made in God’s image. Humans would 100% create sex bots to be attracted to them. Ergo, god wants sex slaves.