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Two Panel Comic
1: [Blue background. A slightly overweight white man wears a camo bullet proof vest over a black t-shirt. He has a black baseball cap on his head and wears a red bandana over his nose and mouth. He wears a menacing expression on his face.]
Guy: I’m a Proud Boy and I will never stop fighting for true manliness!
2: [Pink background. The Proud Boy now twiddles his fingers, with an abashed expression on his face. His eyes are drawn in an anime style with an anime blush across his nose and cheeks.]
Guy: But I also gotta hide my face because I’m a widdle soft-as-baby-shit chicken.
In the age of mass surveillance, it might be good to take a page from their behaviors.
Kinda crazy we’re not all hiding our faces all the time.
It’s not a page from their book tho. The black bloc protesting tactic has been a main staple in leftist protests before most of these bootlickers were even born
The difference here is that, the people participating in black bloc part of a leftist protest are doing so to protect their fellow protestors from violence while trying to not get prosecuted by the state encouraging that same violence. Meanwhile these bootlickers with their tacticool gear and face mask are only trying to protect their identity to prevent social consequences and so that they can commit violence against minorities without any consequence. The state and police are pretty much on their side so why else would you have to protect your identity if nothing else because you’re a fucking bootlicking pussy
There’s a difference between disabling a flock camera and protesting.
What if everybody just dressed exactly like them at those events on both sides? That would throw a monkey wrench into everything.
Hate this genre because it comes back to us when we are criticized for being masked in protests when its nothing to do with “manliness” for either of us its op sec.
So we shouldn’t call them babies when they call us babies for the same thing?
I haven’t found that the high road leads anywhere I want to go.
Its not about the high road its about not normalizing both toxic masculinity and the idea that “why are you hiding your identity” when that’s a value op sec strategy.
It’s more highlighting that they are cowards. They refused to mask during COVID, but are perfectly fine with masking now. Truly the definition of coward.
I mean again hate to defend these people but those were two different reasons for masking its perfectly valid to believe some things call for masking like protecting your privacy, and to also believe other scenarios don’t even if you are wrong. Unsure how its cowardice and not just them having the wrong opinions.
Then that’s the comparison we/she should be using, because it’s far better.
Yeah as someone who hates Proud Boys, this is obviously a bad faith attack on them which has the exact blowback you say.
People doing (or threatening to do) political violence are usually going to want to hide their identities from law enforcement and employers, and virtually everyone is afraid of getting arrested and/or fired.
“Proud Boys” sound like a gay porn title.
I knew it sounded familiar. Like that one porn scene you always seem to remember but can never quite recall. However, you are sure you fapped to it successfully.
Proud boys 9 was my favorite. Hands down Football Meatlong’s magnum (no pun intended) opus.
I’ll fite anyone who disagrees.
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All these proud boy people do is hate and fear monger maybe if they opened up to new ideas they wouldn’t be that way but I don’t see that happening sadly
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They aren’t proud if they are wearing masks. Are even really boys either? Is it all a facade? …
they want to be approachable to the politicians in DC, so they call themselves “boys”.
they cover their face to keep the facade up that they are just “big boys”.
I’m proud. But not proud enough if what I’m doing to be associated with it.
Nothing more manly and heterosexual than belonging to a group named after a song in a Disney musical stage play
I wonder if it would be more worrying if they thought they could get away walking around without a mask.
100%
This is why people are so intimidated by ICE agents - they have the law on their side.
Well. Lots of ice still use masks.
The smarter ones know the pendulum will swing back hard.
Bold and controversial take from Pizzacake, as always.
PizzaCake is political Garfield
It’s not clever, it’s not funny, it’s not edgy, it’s not smart… it’s the predictable safe, tired, thing and for some reason people eat it up
“HAHA, Mondays do suck!”
“Right, why cover your face if you’re so proud?”
Genius level creativity here, definitely not the same tired joke everyone makes all of the time and have been making for years
Genius level creativity here, definitely not the same tired joke everyone makes all of the time and have been making for years
You heard it here, Folks.
No more making fun of conservatives hiding behind masks. Velvets tired of the comments.
Make fun of them all you want, but maybe don’t go with the most obvious jokes of all time
This is the political version of, “it didn’t ring up? It must be free”
Sure. Yes. And also I do hate Mondays. I do hate shit heads who uproot our society.
Yeah, the joke is ‘tame’ but it’s good that this is what the norm is. Someone needs to state the norm. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ did I chuxlle reading it? No. Am I glad this content is normal. Yes.
Why comment? Just ignore the post. Others seem to like it. Why hate on it?
This has to be the most accurate description of PizzaCake.
I’m convinced most guys like her because of her spicy content. Which, I mean, go PizzaCake.
I hate people defending her like she’s some sort of edge lord.
She has an onlyfans or something? (no not requesting the link/name/whatever)
She has a spicy tier on her Patreon where she releases nudes and stuff.
Well, that certainly explains a few things. Seems kinda… weird, to be mixing both things on the same platform. Usually people keep those separate.
Efficient, though. Fewer platforms to divide one’s attention means less mental labor.
true, but i dont know… feels like if your mixing your comics and your nudes on the same platform, that maybe you arent confident in your abilities and need tits to draw more attention to your art. Not a judgement, just an observation.
smell like bitch in here.
thats more creative than anything PizzaCake has ever written
You show up every single time someone is remotely critical of Pizzacake and defend her.
Why? What’s in it for you?
Hey at least we don’t get banned here for calling out hackery.
The name itself is one of non manliness.
Well it’s either that or they’re hardened criminals who know exactly how not to get caught.
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Antifa isn’t claiming to be racially superior. They don’t call themselves the proud boys.
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Antifa means anti fascist. If you are against fascism congrats, you’re a part of antifa.
Unlike the fascists in power would have you believe, it isn’t a centralized group. By definition claiming to be racially superior is not a part of being antifa. It’s the opposite as claims of racial superiority are fascist.
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What’s your point?
dude deleted the whole ass profile, tf
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Wouldn’t you guys dox the shit out of them if they did show their face? Would it not affect their families which probably aren’t involved?
Every accusation
Most of the time when these fucks get unmasked it’s their own kith,kin, and clan who outs them since usually their proud boy persona is entirely different from their personal one which pisses people off.
To paraphrase my friends, they would be surprised if I turned up a Fascist rally while being friendly. If I turned up at a Fascist rally covered in blood and trying to stab anyone with an armband they’d be confused for non-ideological reasons.
How would it affect their families?
Not even sure what proud boys are, but you guys did answer my question…












