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Two Panel Comic

1: [Blue background. A slightly overweight white man wears a camo bullet proof vest over a black t-shirt. He has a black baseball cap on his head and wears a red bandana over his nose and mouth. He wears a menacing expression on his face.]

Guy: I’m a Proud Boy and I will never stop fighting for true manliness!

2: [Pink background. The Proud Boy now twiddles his fingers, with an abashed expression on his face. His eyes are drawn in an anime style with an anime blush across his nose and cheeks.]

Guy: But I also gotta hide my face because I’m a widdle soft-as-baby-shit chicken.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    In the age of mass surveillance, it might be good to take a page from their behaviors.

    Kinda crazy we’re not all hiding our faces all the time.

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      19 days ago

      It’s not a page from their book tho. The black bloc protesting tactic has been a main staple in leftist protests before most of these bootlickers were even born

      The difference here is that, the people participating in black bloc part of a leftist protest are doing so to protect their fellow protestors from violence while trying to not get prosecuted by the state encouraging that same violence. Meanwhile these bootlickers with their tacticool gear and face mask are only trying to protect their identity to prevent social consequences and so that they can commit violence against minorities without any consequence. The state and police are pretty much on their side so why else would you have to protect your identity if nothing else because you’re a fucking bootlicking pussy

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    19 days ago

    Hate this genre because it comes back to us when we are criticized for being masked in protests when its nothing to do with “manliness” for either of us its op sec.

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      19 days ago

      So we shouldn’t call them babies when they call us babies for the same thing?

      I haven’t found that the high road leads anywhere I want to go.

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        19 days ago

        Its not about the high road its about not normalizing both toxic masculinity and the idea that “why are you hiding your identity” when that’s a value op sec strategy.

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          19 days ago

          It’s more highlighting that they are cowards. They refused to mask during COVID, but are perfectly fine with masking now. Truly the definition of coward.

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            18 days ago

            I mean again hate to defend these people but those were two different reasons for masking its perfectly valid to believe some things call for masking like protecting your privacy, and to also believe other scenarios don’t even if you are wrong. Unsure how its cowardice and not just them having the wrong opinions.

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      19 days ago

      Yeah as someone who hates Proud Boys, this is obviously a bad faith attack on them which has the exact blowback you say.

      People doing (or threatening to do) political violence are usually going to want to hide their identities from law enforcement and employers, and virtually everyone is afraid of getting arrested and/or fired.

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      18 days ago

      I knew it sounded familiar. Like that one porn scene you always seem to remember but can never quite recall. However, you are sure you fapped to it successfully.

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      18 days ago

      Proud boys 9 was my favorite. Hands down Football Meatlong’s magnum (no pun intended) opus.

      I’ll fite anyone who disagrees.

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    18 days ago

    All these proud boy people do is hate and fear monger maybe if they opened up to new ideas they wouldn’t be that way but I don’t see that happening sadly

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    19 days ago

    They aren’t proud if they are wearing masks. Are even really boys either? Is it all a facade? …

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      19 days ago

      they want to be approachable to the politicians in DC, so they call themselves “boys”.

      they cover their face to keep the facade up that they are just “big boys”.

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    19 days ago

    Nothing more manly and heterosexual than belonging to a group named after a song in a Disney musical stage play

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    18 days ago

    I wonder if it would be more worrying if they thought they could get away walking around without a mask.

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    19 days ago

    PizzaCake is political Garfield

    It’s not clever, it’s not funny, it’s not edgy, it’s not smart… it’s the predictable safe, tired, thing and for some reason people eat it up

    “HAHA, Mondays do suck!”

    “Right, why cover your face if you’re so proud?”

    Genius level creativity here, definitely not the same tired joke everyone makes all of the time and have been making for years

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      19 days ago

      Genius level creativity here, definitely not the same tired joke everyone makes all of the time and have been making for years

      You heard it here, Folks.

      No more making fun of conservatives hiding behind masks. Velvets tired of the comments.

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        18 days ago

        Make fun of them all you want, but maybe don’t go with the most obvious jokes of all time

        This is the political version of, “it didn’t ring up? It must be free”

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      19 days ago

      Sure. Yes. And also I do hate Mondays. I do hate shit heads who uproot our society.

      Yeah, the joke is ‘tame’ but it’s good that this is what the norm is. Someone needs to state the norm. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ did I chuxlle reading it? No. Am I glad this content is normal. Yes.

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      19 days ago

      Why comment? Just ignore the post. Others seem to like it. Why hate on it?

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      19 days ago

      This has to be the most accurate description of PizzaCake.

      I’m convinced most guys like her because of her spicy content. Which, I mean, go PizzaCake.

      I hate people defending her like she’s some sort of edge lord.

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            19 days ago

            Well, that certainly explains a few things. Seems kinda… weird, to be mixing both things on the same platform. Usually people keep those separate.

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              18 days ago

              Efficient, though. Fewer platforms to divide one’s attention means less mental labor.

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                18 days ago

                true, but i dont know… feels like if your mixing your comics and your nudes on the same platform, that maybe you arent confident in your abilities and need tits to draw more attention to your art. Not a judgement, just an observation.

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    19 days ago

    Well it’s either that or they’re hardened criminals who know exactly how not to get caught.

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    18 days ago

    Wouldn’t you guys dox the shit out of them if they did show their face? Would it not affect their families which probably aren’t involved?

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      Most of the time when these fucks get unmasked it’s their own kith,kin, and clan who outs them since usually their proud boy persona is entirely different from their personal one which pisses people off.

      To paraphrase my friends, they would be surprised if I turned up a Fascist rally while being friendly. If I turned up at a Fascist rally covered in blood and trying to stab anyone with an armband they’d be confused for non-ideological reasons.