A confident man covers neither and walks.
I see you’ve met Mr. Wang Hung Lo
I knew it sounded familiar: In Shadow Warrior the one you control is called Lo Wang and the main enemy his brother Hung Lo.
Just sauntering around, enjoying life.
“Don’t you see my clothes? Then you either must be a fool or too incompetent!”
A stylish man moonwalks.
Smiling, shaking hands, nodding, pointing, like he’s Gordon Ramsay. Wait, that IS Gordon Ramsay!
That wise man is going to run into a lot of people and things with his exposed balls (because he can’t see where he is going with his face covered in case that wasn’t clear)
I played naked frisbee in college one time. I hadn’t realized it before, but running with your nuts flopping around is fucking painful. I had to hold them with one hand which is fine when you’re playing frisbee, but how the hell did men fight like that with a sword in one hand and a shield on the other arm?
at the time they had swords and shields, they also had decent clothes. but you can look up how indigenous tribes deal with it. afair they also come up with something to hold their balls, or even put their dicks in a hard case (like a thick piece of bamboo) to protect it from the penis fish
Why are these men walking through crowds naked? Was this a common issue in Sun Tzu’s time???
Probably, but then some of those men wouldnt have balls to cover anyway.
legitimately not all of ours do either
eric forman, wise beyond his years.
I heard this many years ago in a different context, as a joke of sorts.
“If you came out of a shower naked holding only a wash cloth, and there were people in the room unexpectedly, which part would you cover?”
“My face.”
Gotta give the boys some support when you get up to speed.
a bard wears donuts
