Finally. The mush room.
Take my upvote…
Every hot girls DMs be like…
Online dating
Penis
Hats off to your lady-friends
… Speed run challenge of hanging a hat on each one.
I’m envious.
Like Freud predicted you would be
Master understatement.
It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.
But instead of impaling you they just sort of… Squish up against you. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t even feel bad. In fact, you’re starting to kinda like it…
Womb Raiders
Mush pit.
S P O R E
In the air
Ah yes the phallus palace
This is actually kind of interesting to me because I hadn’t ever considered they would be grown vertically like that as opposed to racks stacked on top of each other.
Mushroom farming management: keep them in the dark and feed them shit
I think you grow king trumpet on sawdust, agaricus species are the dung loving one’s
Well… I don’t know about the rest of you guys but I’ve just uncovered a new fantasy
I think I need more details on this one.
They aren’t gonna suck themselves.
Do NOT fondle the wall of dongs.
… at least not without first asking the fungal gestalt consciousness for consent first.
Ok, also, someone needs to overlay this with the green screened, joe pesci ‘what the fuck is this piece of shit?’ shot/reverese shot thing.
This, but not shit tier quality:
you’d need a second background image but yeah
… maybe use a shot of the infinite hallway of literal ‘backdoors’ from the 2nd/3rd matrix movies, i think that would work, just color grade it a bit.
I still don’t exactly understand what the fuck mushrooms are.
Understandable, they’re neither animals nor plants, and at least to me, that’s really weird. Pretty much everything large enough to see fits into those categories, and it just feels like fungi should be plants as well.
I just googled a bit about this topic and learned algae is also not a plant. But it’s green!
You should check out kelp next. It’s not a plant either.
Isn’t that a type of algae?
I guess you also count minerals as plants?
I was just considering living things here, but fair point
Depends. Is it green?
Copper is now a plant.
God dam ea-nasir and his oxidized copper
The ancient shamans of metal approve of this message.
Swear to god, your name and avatar is apparently a sound i can hear.
Started playing in my head when I saw you pop up.
… … I’m gonna blame the mushrooms.
Honestly I would’ve thought the track Metal Monks (BoS theme) would fit better what with my profile picture being Pelinal Whitestrake a literal crusader and cyborg a metal monk if you will.
Does anyone?
I just hope they don’t start squirting.
