fuck 'em both, at the very least…
Ive been on the wrong end of this a few times. A woman comes chatting to me in the pub, and then the boyfriend turns up and starts trying to fight me.
Mate, I dont even know her name let alone her relationship status. Your problem is not with me.
Ok humble brag
It really interrupted my aged single malt whiskey
Whisky
No “E”
Unless you’re Irish or *shudder" 'Murican…
Drowning in success
You guys ever get sick of having so much money? I know I sure do.
Don’t you hate it when your dick is tired from all the sex you’re having?
When the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised?
This tattoo is not likely to impress any potential new romantic interests.
Right?
“Uh… What’s up with that tattoo”
Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies
Achtually, my dog bit her before she cheated.
(Or so I understood it)
I don’t dress for other people why would I get tattoos for them?
If we’re comparing this tattoo to wardrobe choices, imagine you’re single and you show up to dates dressed in a t-shirt that says “I enjoyed it when my dog attacked my previous romantic partner” and the effect that might have on your whole vibe with the other person.
Maybe let’s not give them advice to the contrary when someone is telling everyone who they really are.
okay, so which antisemite that i blocked’s alt are you
you got bit by a dog for cheating on someone and are expecting us to justify it?
It’s not like the tattoo says it’s from a cheating scenario. It only shows a woman being attacked by this guy’s dog.
Well I wonder why he got cheated on lmfao
Ikr
It’s like he’s a store that exclusively sells red flags.
Yay for violent animals!
I don’t condone, but I understand.
I expect the “close friend” is no longer close, but the person who broke the promise, to whatever degree the promise was there, is the one who should get the most shit.
I say this as someone whose wife cheated on me. She broke her vows, she chose to cheat instead of just leaving me, he was incidental and could have been anyone. I can hardly blame him, my wife was hot af, and she lied to him, of course.
I have two friends who first met because one was this girl’s “platonic cuddle buddy” and the other was her fuckbuddy. Neither knew she was effectively getting half the relationship from the other and they both wanted a “full” relationship with her until they both showed up at an event she was at and it came out. When they found out they both “dumped” her and became friends.
Was her name Krista because I have lived a life
Yeah, if someone is willing to cheat, they will cheat with just anyone. And all the best to you!
hug
This dog is a Mario chain chomp
My dad believes our old family dog hated my mom because she could smell other men on her.
I’m sure he doesn’t like his friend either
That’s a cool story, and a well done tattoo, but… We all know that dog really has no clue what that lady did wrong. He’s just a bitey boy.
That is not a well done tattoo. It looks like a doodle someone could be proud of when they’re 14 or so.
Art is subjective
But tattoos are forever.
(Well, nowadays you can remove them quite easily)
I have one piece of capital A art. It’s a watercolor of the Y in South lake Tahoe (you know the intersection) and it also looks like a dog living its best life. Some famous dude painted it for gran for saving his life. Now it’s mine!
If you don’t know the area, it just looks like splotches. Or a dog licking its balls. But if you know the area, those few streaks of ink evoke home.
I don’t know the intersection, having never heard of Lake Tahoe before (I’m guessing that’s somewhere in the US?)
Anywho, in your painting does the dog have a leg going through it’s head at an anatomically impossible angle?
Nah it’s more showing off it’s butthole
Waitwaitwait…
Doggo has a sensitive nose. We know he had to notice a strong smell of another male and scent of sex on the ex.
Now, there is a really, really small, almost nonexistant chance that the doggo connected the dots and assumed she betrayed the pack.
And sure, chance is really low…but I also don’t see a lot of claims to similiar story and if something has extremely small chance of happening, it still may happen. xD
More than likely the dog detected anxiety/hesitation/etc, saw that as prey/weak pack behavior and attacked accordingly. Dog would probably attack children.
We reeeeaaaally wanna believe all dogs are kill machines, don’t we? Also dunno if someone who cheats would feel anxiety, isn’t there tendency that cheaters blame their faithful partners?
Idk man not every dog has strong predatory or pack insticts but most the ones that go around biting people do.
And people often do things in the moment and post rationalize as well. Some cheaters absolutely have anxiety, regret or complex emotions about it. Even the ones who don’t might hesitate to construct a lie or evaluate whether a partner’s response will be dangerous.
Hi, dog speaker here, that dog is actually pretty upset. Dogs won’t show their teeth or really the whites of their eyes like this unless they’re uncomfortable.
Uh, this isn’t true. My dog literally smiles when she’s happiest (usually during belly rubs). Belly rub from yesterday. She rolls on her back, exposes her belly, and smiles bigger and bigger as I scratch:
And some breeds (like dobermans) do the stupid little smile when they’re happy, which includes showing their front teeth and usually a lot of wiggling. But I’ve never seen them doing it other than upright position, and I think they tend to squint their eyes too doing that, so whatever is going on the op picture does not look like that. But dogs showing teeth really has multiple meanings, the context and body language tell the rest
Well dog’s can (sort of) simile. But I agree, the way it shows teeth combined with the look of the eye … He’s not relaxed. He’s on edge or up to something, I’d be on my guard near him right now.
Hi, dog speaker here
What’s up dog?
No, but seriously - this pic is very strange. Why does the dog look like it just escaped a zombi apocalypse?
It’s the 200 grams of meth
Idk man, it’s a dobie. They are strange creatures when they are happy and content. I love them but a mal mix is enough for me
My dog shows her teeth all the time. Her lips get stuck on them.
This guy in 6 months boo hoo hooing he can’t get laid because of his “I assault women” tattoo.
least crazed monogamous person
The straights are not okay
I got the shotgun, should I put down both of them or just the human?
Couldn’t she require the dog to get executed if she’s a real bitch, from the sound of it she is.
If you want to see what happened to close friend, you’ll have to check the tattoo on that guys balls.
