slothrop@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agowhy is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?locklemmy.caimagemessage-square63linkfedilinkarrow-up1555arrow-down137file-text
arrow-up1518arrow-down1imagewhy is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?locklemmy.caslothrop@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square63linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·5 days agoRight? “Uh… What’s up with that tattoo” Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoAchtually, my dog bit her before she cheated. (Or so I understood it)
Right?
“Uh… What’s up with that tattoo”
Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies
Achtually, my dog bit her before she cheated.
(Or so I understood it)