Etc
I love the ones who argue sanctity of marriage are usually on their 2nd marriage or ooze with infidelity.
2 right-wingers I used to work with…
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Person A cheated on his first wife with his now 2nd wife while she was married to his friend, and they had kids out of wedlock together
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Person B notoriously cheated on his first wife for years.
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Person B’s current wife got divorced once for infidelity, had a kid out of wedlock with a different guy, banged her already-married boss at work, conveniently got promoted to his position when he left, screwed around with at least 1 of her subordinates while she then started sleeping with person B.
But yeah, 2 dudes blowing each other is what ruined marriage…
Right-wingers: “Fidelity for my wife but not for me”
And they love the idea of watching two women fucking
So do a lot of women.
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What about liberal/progressive conservatism (fiscally conservative, and also socially liberal/progressive)?
It’s a good advertisement to be gay lol.
Is The Oatmeal (the creator of this comic) a right winger? Everything I know about him is saying otherwise.
Nah it was him taking the piss outta fallwell and people who overuse the word literally

Look how happy the steamrollerers are
Homosexual Steamroller, band name, dibs.
I am currently wearing Gayroller 2000 on a t-shirt!
Having never met the dude but as an expert on webcomics i can authoritatively say no they are not.
What good is all that studying if you can’t stick up for the allies too
The gays are coming for your /etc folder!
Clearly they’re in /lib
nah theyre in my ~/Homework folder
I want your /srv/stash folder
You’ll take my Etc from my cold dead hands!
Can I have a go on the gayroller next?
It’s my turn, but you can sit on my lap.
Is that an open invitation or do we have to take turns
Whatever you want, babe <3
Nice idea for a game.
Lol christians don’t even follow christian values
Just ask for forgiveness at death or on Sunday and they good, meanwhile they feel they have a pass to be assholes to everyone else. Anyways, that’s just my observation. Ever had a argument wit a conservative Christian? Man they go nuts if you ask is that what Jesus would do?
The etc is really a “you know what i mean” here.
As in “this cartoon is preaching to the choir”. It doesn’t make people think or do anything butnnod knowingly.
What a waste of even a little creativity.
Don’t worry they ripped off the cartoon too
Which… Dammit. I have to double check I don’t know the illustrator one of my buddies fell down the rabbit hole
Edit upon closer examination this is a poor shop of an oatmeal. The fuck. Oatmeal doesn’t stand for this. THIS IS WHY I CARE ABOUT ATTRIBUTION
I would offer that conservatives have done more to destroy traditional values and the sanctity of marriage than the LGBT crowd.
In order to even engage them with that fact you’d have to live in the same reality unfortunately
Yep favourite was when I was told queer people have declared war on God. Makes us sound metal as fuck.
Let us not forget “priDEMONth”
prideMOnTH

Ooo I love lamp
Stole the fucking RAINBOW!
Sounds like norse god shenanigans, if that’s not cool, what is?
The power bottoms really do a lot of the heavy lifting. I believe in you power bottoms! ❤️
And what these right wingers always conveniently forget is that their religion only tells THEM what to do, it has no impact on anyone else.
All of these “values” can remain 100% unaffected within themselves, they just want the bigotry of forcibly imposing these “values” on others.
And that’s their problem - they’re screaming bloody murder because their ability to be tyrannical authoritarians is being taken away.
Why does this look like The Oatmeal?
It is from his comic about the word ‘literally’.
Because it is the Oatmeal and they just slapped text on the top to suggest otherwise
Let me translate: oppression, abuse, inequality, racism, misogyny, pedophilia.













