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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Conservative values

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Conservative values

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Sailor Anarres@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Yep favourite was when I was told queer people have declared war on God. Makes us sound metal as fuck.

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      Let us not forget “priDEMONth”

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        prideMOnTH

        • ch00f@lemmy.world
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          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            2 months ago

            Ooo I love lamp

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Stole the fucking RAINBOW!

      Sounds like norse god shenanigans, if that’s not cool, what is?

    • TimmyDeanSausage @lemmy.world
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      The power bottoms really do a lot of the heavy lifting. I believe in you power bottoms! ❤️

  • Okokimup@lemmy.world
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    Why does this look like The Oatmeal?

    • Züri@lemmy.ml
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      It is from his comic about the word ‘literally’.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      Because it is the Oatmeal and they just slapped text on the top to suggest otherwise

  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The gays are coming for your /etc folder!

    • TheThunderWolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      nah theyre in my ~/Homework folder

    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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      Clearly they’re in /lib

    • Bilb!@lemmy.ml
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      I want your /srv/stash folder

  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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    I love the ones who argue sanctity of marriage are usually on their 2nd marriage or ooze with infidelity.

    2 right-wingers I used to work with…

    • Person A cheated on his first wife with his now 2nd wife while she was married to his friend, and they had kids out of wedlock together

    • Person B notoriously cheated on his first wife for years.

    • Person B’s current wife got divorced once for infidelity, had a kid out of wedlock with a different guy, banged her already-married boss at work, conveniently got promoted to his position when he left, screwed around with at least 1 of her subordinates while she then started sleeping with person B.

    But yeah, 2 dudes blowing each other is what ruined marriage…

    • Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world
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      Right-wingers: “Fidelity for my wife but not for me”

    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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      And they love the idea of watching two women fucking

      • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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        So do a lot of women.

  • 20cello@lemmy.world
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    Etc

    Lol

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    I would offer that conservatives have done more to destroy traditional values and the sanctity of marriage than the LGBT crowd.

    • Kindness is Punk@lemmy.ca
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      In order to even engage them with that fact you’d have to live in the same reality unfortunately

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    Is The Oatmeal (the creator of this comic) a right winger? Everything I know about him is saying otherwise.

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      Nah it was him taking the piss outta fallwell and people who overuse the word literally

      Look how happy the steamrollerers are

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        I am currently wearing Gayroller 2000 on a t-shirt!

      • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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        Homosexual Steamroller, band name, dibs.

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      Having never met the dude but as an expert on webcomics i can authoritatively say no they are not.

      What good is all that studying if you can’t stick up for the allies too

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    Let me translate: oppression, abuse, inequality, racism, misogyny, pedophilia.

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    You’ll take my Etc from my cold dead hands!

    Can I have a go on the gayroller next?

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      It’s my turn, but you can sit on my lap.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Is that an open invitation or do we have to take turns

        • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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          Whatever you want, babe <3

  • 58008@lemmy.world
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    Etc. Pride march when??

  • architect@thelemmy.club
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    Etc

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    Being honest, only thing I care about is the sanctity of marriage. Tho, for them is the gays not being able to marry for me it’s not getting cheated on.

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      And don’t forget for them it’s “until death do us part” while it’s easy to grow apart, devorce and continue with your life instead of being both miserable because you’re not supposed to devorce.

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        I’m too touch starved to have a healthy conversation on this

  • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s the Christian people when the pastor reads from the bible they’ll complain he’s too woke and leftist.

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    Lol christians don’t even follow christian values

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      Just ask for forgiveness at death or on Sunday and they good, meanwhile they feel they have a pass to be assholes to everyone else. Anyways, that’s just my observation. Ever had a argument wit a conservative Christian? Man they go nuts if you ask is that what Jesus would do?

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    It really whips the llama’s ass.

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