OP, your bad photoshop has a million times more heart and soul than any AI image.
How rude; no need to insult the guy!
explaining the joke
(A million times more than zero is still zero. Bad photoshops are so much better than AI that the comparison defies being quantified!)
Bad human art has more soul and care than meaningless AI slop
Bad photoshop my ass, that’s some fine photoshop work!
I must agree though, I’d rather see some bad photoshop memes than AI slop.
It took a long time to trace those outlines! Great photoshop seconded!
This calls for the nuclear option.
I believe that’s the noble steed
A man beingg afraid of a vibe is also a HUGE red flag
If you can’t bring more to a relationship than an appliance can, then you’ve got to work on yourself.
Wtf did we evolve opposable thumbs for if not for tool use
grabbing branches probably.
Some use the tool, others just became tools
I am man, and man evolved to use tools.
People who grew up on Nintendo, and specifically Mario Party in the early days, definitely have a particular set of skills though.
I love this because I’m pretty sure it’s why I (female) was able to beat my (male) ex at certain mini-games. Gotta rub the stick button back and forth really quickly? Oh honey, you have no chance against me.
Tragically few games use a rapid jerking motion.
And a burned set of palms
I don’t doubt someone has already said this, but it bears repeating
It isn’t a competition. It’s different pleasures in different ways
Maybe not to you but to the toymakers it very much is a competition
Ladies, is it off-putting if you take home a random guy and he brings his own vibrator?
I feel like the move would be to ask if they have any toys they want to bring into the game
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Oh jeez, I could feel that through the internet o_o
Please tell me you found a man who can bring a decent quality toy as a first date present
I mean… It’s just a suggestion.
This is not the kind of thing people say “on main”, but I gotta say, holding your partner in your arms from behind while using this? Such an intimate experience.
Look at this person with a partner
You don’t know her. She’s from a different town. But she’s totally real, I swear
Apparently if you press it against the base of your dick, which won’t make you cum btw, it’ll turn your dick into a meat vibrator with great effect.
“I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he get me to fire six nuts or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a magic wand vibrator, the most powerful in the world and would blow your clit clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel horny?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
Terrific quote.
Having used many toys the Hitachi Wand style is probably the worst. More likely to burn a clit off than give the desired result.
Do not apply directly to the clit. Apply adjacent to the clit.
Opinions vary, some people like that harsh action (not my thing, but one of my exes loved hers)
Was she like… calloused there? Sorry just having a hard time understanding. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
I think when she gave birth there was a lot of tearing in a bad way, so she lost a lot of sensation
This works. It’s like watching an exorcism. I don’t have a lot of achievements in my life, but this was a proud moment.
Dude, a girl that likes a vibe? That’s HAWT.
