Generally the ladies seem to vastly prefer my mouth, I have never met one that wanted to bring a vibe in thus far. I’m down as long as you use it on me too lol.
Apparently if you press it against the base of your dick, which won’t make you cum btw, it’ll turn your dick into a meat vibrator with great effect.
Bad photoshop my ass, that’s some fine photoshop work!
I must agree though, I’d rather see some bad photoshop memes than AI slop.
This is not the kind of thing people say “on main”, but I gotta say, holding your partner in your arms from behind while using this? Such an intimate experience.
I am man, and man evolved to use tools.
This works. It’s like watching an exorcism. I don’t have a lot of achievements in my life, but this was a proud moment.
Ladies, is it off-putting if you take home a random guy and he brings his own vibrator?
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Oh jeez, I could feel that through the internet o_o
Please tell me you found a man who can bring a decent quality toy as a first date present
I mean… It’s just a suggestion.
I feel like the move would be to ask if they have any toys they want to bring into the game
how many men go to tune up a car without the TOOLS of the trade?
Having used many toys the Hitachi Wand style is probably the worst. More likely to burn a clit off than give the desired result.
Opinions vary, some people like that harsh action (not my thing, but one of my exes loved hers)
Was she like… calloused there? Sorry just having a hard time understanding. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
I think when she gave birth there was a lot of tearing in a bad way, so she lost a lot of sensation
Dude, a girl that likes a vibe? That’s HAWT.
People who grew up on Nintendo, and specifically Mario Party in the early days, definitely have a particular set of skills though.
I love this because I’m pretty sure it’s why I (female) was able to beat my (male) ex at certain mini-games. Gotta rub the stick button back and forth really quickly? Oh honey, you have no chance against me.
Tragically few games use a rapid jerking motion.
And a burned set of palms
OP, your bad photoshop has a million times more heart and soul than any AI image.
Bad human art has more soul and care than meaningless AI slop
How rude; no need to insult the guy!
explaining the joke
(A million times more than zero is still zero. Bad photoshops are so much better than AI that the comparison defies being quantified!)
A man beingg afraid of a vibe is also a HUGE red flag
If you can’t bring more to a relationship than an appliance can, then you’ve got to work on yourself.
Wtf did we evolve opposable thumbs for if not for tool use
grabbing branches probably.
Some use the tool, others just became tools
“I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he get me to fire six nuts or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a magic wand vibrator, the most powerful in the world and would blow your clit clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel horny?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
