Implying they aren’t already

Baby I’m making them waste resources and spreading them thin

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they already know, the money acts as lube

This is some kinky shit and I’m here for it

If you wanted to send me a letter you’d visit me and borrow one of my pigeons. Attach the letter to the pigeon and it’ll fly back home to me

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Best case he walks and copycats cite his case and also walk. Worst case he actually did it and they throw the book at him and no one every tries to copy him again

I was told there would be corn in my shitposts

Good to know thanks

What about the artist of the pants webcomic that doesn’t put his credit in all his work?

Logic checks out

Also dont forget to use a sharp jerking motion for maximum power

Israel and running away from their “problems” name a better duo

This is like the 4th promise of destruction.

I pulled that number out my ass but you get the idea

When others go low I get high with the obamas

only if youre drunk

What do you mean? My adhd makes it easier to shove the mess in my room into the closet. Boom clean room

Cento peeled tomatoes and a little basil makes better sauce for less than 7.49 just saying

Clearly hasn’t aroused a clit enough, next