Thus the Flowbee was invented

Oh man, he’s on the Brian Butterfield Diet Plan™️! He looks absolutely increbible

Canadians realizing they should start more wildfires because it upsets Americans

Romance strategy: lost roomba

“Was”?

Fable-style morality bar to track good and bad deeds, but no cap on how high or low that value goes

“Her Crush” pic should be Mothman

Some use the tool, others just became tools

Living that Monoco life

Just remember not to say it with a silent ‘w’

There’s a conversation between Banner and Rhodes while they’re working on the time travel tech that’s basically saying “anything we do in the past becomes the new cannon” as a massive handwave. It doesn’t make sense at all, the writers know it, so they put that in as a not-so-subtle message to the audience to not take it seriously.

You can still google “thesaurus” though

My comments are usually dumb, but those look damn good. Nice job 👍

Stupid comments

Highlander. The first is cheesy but fairly enjoyable, and all the sequels go downhill in fascinatingly bad ways. Unfortunately, I’d like to find the theatrical version of Highlander 2: The Quickening, because I like bad movies and the renegade cut cuts some of the bad

The clear benefit for men is that they don’t have to see people they love die from cancer as often

Convince it to give you a pay raise

I’m just going to focus on the 2 words “AI could” in that title and ignore everything after that

All these upvotes and comments and not one joke about how it sounds like TurboCunt?

Well, carve at least