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[Jon walks up to a ringing phone] [Jon answers the ringing phone] Liz yells: JON RUN! Jon: Oh, hey Liz! Liz yells: JON, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! [Jon turns to look at Garfield off screen. The silhouette of a sexy body with the head of Garfield can be seen on the back wall] Liz screams: GARFIELD IS A SUCCUBUS! Garfield: Hi, Jon [The phone drops to the ground] Liz screams: DON’T FUCK HIM!
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What a terrible day to have eyes.
Haha what? 😂
Sounds like Liz is jealous
Does Garfield pass the Harkness test? Its for sure 2/3, just the debate of speaking vs thought bubbles.
So this is why Bill Murray’s voice always turns me on
I thought that was from watching the US Open on dmt
I’m horny, Jon.
Horny for lasagna
That hack fraud Jim Davis wishes he could write such an engaging comic.
I actually watched a youtube video years ago. Before Garfield he tried to be edgy in his comics, and found it hard to make a living.
This was in the 70s. Newspapers didn’t want his edgy comics. So he went back and tried to make the most bland, boring, cringy comic he could with intentionally lame jokes.
Newspapers ate it up in the 80s, and it was a hit. So he made a new rule. No good writing allowed in Garfield. Make it as bland as possible to appeal to boring people.
And thats why he’s either a millionaire, or a billionaire today.
This is why the world is the way it is
Sounds like the dilbert guy too. Americans are the dumbest people (im also american)
Well…the dilbert guy was also a homophobic transphobic fascist. So I try not to think about him too much.
Why not? He’s spitroasting in Hell. I don’t believe in it but he did so pthbt it happened in that one last dmt fueled moment in his mind.
Just because Newspapers didn’t want it doesn’t mean people didn’t want it. Corporations intentionally bland up their products to appeal to the most people possible. Just look at the colors of bed linens that are commonly available, or car colors, or JJ Abrams movies. All intentionally blanded up to appeal to the widest demographic without even the possibility of offense.
I wonder how that might have impacted our diet… American cuisine in general is often considered bland and tasteless, even though some specific foods of ours are very well regarded. Maybe because we’ve been sold food targeting the broadest market possible for decades, impacting our cultural flavors?
You’re not fooling anyone, Kermit, you walk around naked. We know you don’t have a dick.
He has a cloaca and you’re just jealous. Orifice of kings that is.
He does have a hole, thought. Just saying.
True, although it’s a bit occupied at the moment!
Exactly 😏
What the helly
Gotta get that Garfussy
Man… it’s too early for too much internet
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