there is a video of chubbyemu (doctor) where he portays a case of a person getting horribly fucked up by horse electrolytes. be careful
Someone already linked it, and amazingly the horse electrolytes weren’t even the worst thing going on with that guy.
Electrolytes are electrolytes. Your horse gets a fuck ton more salt and no sugar, but it’s basically all the same shit at similar ratios. The electrolyte compounds all need to be bioavailable so there shouldn’t be major differences there. The biggest difference is likely purity and contamination tolerances. (Contamination would be things like insects, small rocks or sand, etc: Things that would still be non-toxic, but generally reduced for human consumption.)
Edit: Still don’t drink the stuff. The ingredients are scaled for an ~1100lb animal so it should be a no-brainer to get the Gatorade instead.
Just don’t use too much…
Yikes, that guy had untreated sylphilis then took 1100% of the daily Manganese dose and more than a lethal dose of salt. I’m shocked he survived.
artificial apple flavor
Is this something horses actually like, or was it put there knowing very well humans would be consuming it
Horses, generally, really like apples.
you can dilute it still
Wait is cobalt a nutrient?
A minor one and a component of Vitamin B12.
My biggest shock here is that it’s an actual product and not slop hallucinogenics.
First they get you hooked on the Mane and Tail shampoo…
Then they get you hooked on paste for the Hanta.
Hey now, ivermectin has an apple flavored version that is apparently very tasty (according to my horse)
Or they could just eat a balanced diet that reflects human nutritional requirements?
Someone’s always figured out a “better way” than y’know, actual scientists. Always some bizarre conspiracy over why they’re “hiding” the real better way to do something.
You mean I shouldn’t be eating the “Top 10 Superfoods Your Doctor Doesn’t Want You to Know About”??
You’ll never guess what number one is!!
Also, this stuff is made for horses. Their entire body and nutricial needs are completely different. I for example often have a calcium and vitamin D shortage so I need to take supplements next to my healthy diet. But the amounts I need are completely different to what a horse needs. Too much vitamin D is toxic, too much calcium brittle your bones. I can take paracetamol, so can donkeys, but cats would die from it. Taking supplements that are made for animals can be toxic and can be way to high dosages. Like with this guy, who has a tingling skin because of it, and probably causes damage to his kidneys and or liver, among other organs.
a soylent a day
Get some ivermectin while you’re there. I heard it cures EVERYTHING
combine this with the monkey chow diet and you have peak human food consumption right up until you die from all the weird shit in there that is unregulated besausemits not designed for humans.
besausemits
Ah yes, those are the best kind of sauce mits
Its my keyboard I swear…! https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/7f84bb26-9bf7-404f-99c2-83e93f4cf2ab.jpeg
You’re a bee 🐝 aren’t you?
It’s got what horses crave!
Better run a marathon or you die
This is how it starts, so innocent & healthy even, then suddenly you are on horse tranquillisers, and then glue.
Remember kids: say no when when a stranger in a van offers you horse candy.
If you wanna save money from buying Gatorade? Sprinkle a tad bit of salt in tap water. That’s the amount of electrolytes the average person uses. If you need a little flavor then squirt a bit of mio.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but not the coroner.
Steve Jobs enters the chat…
Next pandemic, CDC will tell us to fuck off and eat ivermectin.
Not if someone in CDC (new management I mean) has a stake in horse electrolyte manufacturer.
I mean it’s not like human food standards are that much higher than those for animals (in the U.S at least).
