Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.
That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
Well, it IS a joke. They’re a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
Happy cake day
WOOOOOO!!!
eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah… Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?
“Congratulations on your annual reminder that the organized internet has been both your downfall and your salvation.”
just say the 🥚 emoji to them
this totally doesnt already mean something
We do all live in hell tbf
Then maybe this kid is getting a valuable lesson in bubbles and how stupid his is
That’s better.
It is really a meme if it doesn’t have boomer aspect ratio issues?
Jesus didn’t die for good cropping
Jesus didn’t die for you, Jesus didn’t die for me. Jesus didn’t die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I’m onto something here)
Anyway, here’s Wonder Wall
Thanks, that was hell on mobile.
Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
Preach
The guy probably probably watched and did worse when he was the kids age
Hell yeah brother. Represent.
From memory, I’d say it’s pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.
Stew that blinds him for a day
Stew that blind child for one day, recipe.
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He’s got it figured out.
I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the ‘Hub’, that will show him.
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what’s best for you)
Oh, we don’t do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
Why not? We’re not billionaires.
Exactly. One fuck up could mean years in jail. Public appointed attorney, who has money for a lawyer? Your rich parents?
Edit (I reread this) I’m also a person that does a lot of anonymous crime 🍃🏴☠️ and might have parents that could post bail
Being exposed to porn at a young age has also been found to have damaging effects on younger minds. So really the uncle is in the right depending on the nephew’s age.
It can be damaging, but not as much as weed can. also depends on the type of porn. If it was some vinella stuff, probobly going to be OK, if it was some more heavy alt stuff, time for therapy.
Generally the type doesn’t matter. The age of exposure does, but the type doesn’t.
As for weed, whataboutism isn’t helpful.
So you would say that if he was jacking it to a chimp using a frog as flesh light just as bad as some white bread mofos filming their sexy time just as bad? You sure that kind of porn don’t matter?
There is no what aboutism with weed, he is too young. 25 min age for weed should be the standard.
This kid will be alright
Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.
“Don’t come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping.”
There it Is, random Capitalization IN The wild.
That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad… whatever.
Yeah depending on his age the pot could be something a good caretaker should stop, but it should be stopped with a conversation about how it impacts development and how if he wants she can promise to buy him a joint for his 21st birthday.
Porn can be a similar conversation, “here’s why I oppose it, especially for young people, I can’t decide for you how to live your life, but I would appreciate if you gave it serious thought.”
Punishment like this all but guarantees he won’t ever see eye to eye with her on this and leaves me with little doubt that she never tried actually talking to him about her beliefs and why she wants him to act the way she does.
