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happy April fool’s btw
Rumors say they will buy Nvidia after.
Ah shit lol.
God I fucking hate April fools Day.

no, fuck you. if people are like “I like the super mario movie!” and another person is like “actually it’s terrible fanservice slop”, that’s when this comic is appropriate. But in this case, people are upset because april fools is full of bullshit lies and people rightly don’t like being lied to just because it’s a silly day.
people are upset because april fools is full of bullshit lies
Unlike every other day where the Internet is the bastion of truth and reality.
At least then the lies have reason. It’s fucked up reason, but it’s reason.
April fools day is FUCKING LYING FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE AND LIE FOR THE SAKE OF IT.
And notebly shit like this actually can cause real problems. Iv seen April fools jokes cause thousands in lost dollars because of stock swings due to this bull shit for example
People ACTUALLY get hurt over this crap too. It’s REALLY fucking annoying.
Have people always had his opinion? I swear I’ve never seen pushback for April Fools joke articles in the past. Hell, they were anticipated because of fun ones like Blizzard.
People get hurt on Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas too.
I fucking hate April Fools
this article has apparently caused AMD +3.61% ▲ and Intel INTC +8.84% ▲
We already knew stock price wasn’t tied to reality
Good April’s Fool joke!
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Oh boy this is why I hate most April fool jokes.
They are generally not funny, just stupid.
Yes, that’s actually funny. 👍 😋
I did forget it was the 1st, and I did laugh initially. Then I remebered the date. So to me at least, it was funny. :shrug:
Well at least some found it funny.
On top of that, so many people forget it’s April 1st, and actually believe it
If you dont like it, just turn your phone off for a day there, bud.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
What a completely moronic suggestion, how do you figure that makes any sense?
It’s like saying If you don’t like chicken, just stop eating.
I have no idea how it’s possible to be that stupid??? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 What a completely moronic reply. Ill forward you April Fools jokes all day if you’d like. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
OK, maybe there will be a nugget in there, challenge accepted.
Bonus points if some of them are actually funny, and not just stupid.April Fools!
Got’em. Not spending my day personally forwarding you shit.
Oh just doing the talk and not the walk, That figures from the content of your previous posts.
What are you going on about now?
Next up: Boeing Buys Airbus 🤣
If, it would be the other way around.
Nah, I wanna ruin air travel 😈
OK then it’s correct 😁
RISC-V buys NVIDIA
Pepsi buys Coca-Cola













