• Agent641@lemmy.world
      17·
      14 days ago

      He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.

      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
        5·
        14 days ago

        Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.

          • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
            3·
            14 days ago

            He’s not healthy enough to survive being plugged in, and his incontinence issues make him an impossibly bad candidate.

            Imagine the entire hive mind smelling what the green coat lady smelled earlier this month.

            green coat lady can't stand the smell after Trump defecates himself in the oval office

    • dellish@lemmy.world
      10·
      14 days ago

      Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!