• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.

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      Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.

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          He’s not healthy enough to survive being plugged in, and his incontinence issues make him an impossibly bad candidate.

          Imagine the entire hive mind smelling what the green coat lady smelled earlier this month.

          green coat lady can't stand the smell after Trump defecates himself in the oval office