Hello, gay Bowser
It’s, “So long, gay Bowser!”
Thats the joke
At this point, Nintendo should be aware of all the rabid gays that would die for Bowser (me included)
Hey nintendo, your rainbow capitalism does not excuse your anti consumer behavior and general shittiness towards your biggest fans.
Look at the roster of F-ZERO GX and tell me there aren’t at least half a dozen LGBTQ reps among them
well, it’s called F-ZERO G(ay)X
and don’t forget the arcade F-ZERO A(roace)X
Just go FUCK YOURSELF, Nintendo
probably the gayest thing you’re capable of

I lean over to loudly whisper at a bunch of shitty conservative businessmen in expensive suits - I heard it was gay to wear a business suit.
I just realised Mario’s moustache goes far beyond his mouth.
It’s only attached to his face above his lip. The rest a kind of handlebar moustache.
So when are they going to stop deadnaming Birdetta?
rare nintendo w
Well of course, he wants to leave a good impression for all those gay men
It took me far too long to realize this tweet was about an actual suit and not some tanooki style gay powerup

Nintendo is one of the most aggressively greedy, anti-consumer, capitalist companies on the planet. Don’t be fooled by their no-effort rainbow capitalism. They would throw us all under the bus in an instant if it benefitted them financially.

fuck you Nintendo, treating everyone just as badly isn’t something to be proud of






