One of mines:
All the kids had a name, all except
I see said the blind man, as he picked up the hammer and saw.
My wife threw a bottle of omega-3 capsules at my head. It’s okay, I only sustained super-fish-oil injuries.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are Wanted.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.
your mama so fat, her blood type is ragu. lol
I couldn’t get my wife’s attention the other day. So I sat down, got comfortable.
That did the trick.
Does music ever make you wonder? It certainly made Stevie Wonder
time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.
why did the little old lady fall into the well? she couldn’t see that well.
im on a seafood diet
i see food, and if its a fish i eat it
I don’t get your joke and it’s hurting my brain
Nevermind got it. All the children loves poetry except Tina she can’t rhyme
All the children crossed the river except Kim she couldnt swim
The United States of America
A guy walks into a bar. “Ow!”
two guys are walking outside and one of them says look at all the bird crap and the other looks up and asks “where?” lol
Former Socialist country man speaking: «everything they told us about Socialism was a lie, but everything they told us about Capitalism was true»
