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Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term “morrabrød” (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.
I’m no bread doctor but it looks like your loaf has a prolapse.
Maybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.
That’s what they call a male loaf, or pain masculin in French.
Try Viagra
That biscuit’s pretty limp.
That’s what happens when bakers Break Stuff
Amazing reference. Get yourself a cookie.
Thank you. That’s the entire reason I did it.
The loaf is upside down, that’s what’s wrong!

you didn’t fluff it enough.
No slit? Bread penis it is.
Try showing it a dirty magazine.

You forgot to put googly eyes on it!
looks like an eloafant to me
Why is that bread a clam?








