Dear Grim Reaper:

We all know you like to party, if you please hurry up we can all invite you over for drinks and lap dances.

Sincerely yours, all of humanity.

The fridge in my kitchen is old enough to be sent off to war and die for Israel.

If this happens we all need to be off our asses and in the streets. No memes, no shitposting, on the fucking streets. It’s already been way too long and far for this administration to continually hold the world hostage.

Make a quick side quest to the White House please.

Hey wait a minute! That’s a man!

Based USA and Israel…

And in other breaking news, forks found in kitchen and dog barks at passing car.

She got her back blown out, by a sniper…

Assmoldgold

Sis your back! ⚰️

The war is over we won! Now launch another missile! We won again! 🫲🍊🫱

He will wait till the markets close on Friday before making a decision. And then Monday morning just before they open he will post that the invasion was a complete success.

The Herman Cain subreddit was amazing.

WE ARE CHARLIE HORSE!

This mother fucker is going to get us all killed.

Thank you :)

A cure for all diseases and illnesses.

The legend of dragoon.

Chrono Cross.

GTA-all of them, (all rockstar games)

Gran Turismo-all of them.

Final Fantasy 7,8,9

Metal Gear Solid-all of them. (Except survival)

Minecraft.

DayZ.