He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡
extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
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Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?

Was it before or after he got his Nobel peace price for war crimes?
You couldn’t miss the point more even if you tried
(I think they tried)
trump rocking the ‘blowing bill look’
Murmurs: “bubba”
And drops a snowglobe.
Soon?…No need to look at the obituaries, it’s gonna be on the front page
I’d like to think I’ll hear honking and cheering, but I live in a purple area, and it could go either way for some of my neighbors.
So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out… Very interesting.
My kids used to make this same face when they were making a poopy in their diapers.
They don’t put the name tags on everything in the retirement home because the residents are so important. It’s because they forget.
Living in Florida might make you think it’s normal though what with all the retirees.
Geriatric Donnie and his vice president, the failed Appalachian abortion.
If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.
For a second I thought he was having a stroke and got excited

Remember when he was straight up having a stroke on live television back on 9/11 and nobody ever fucking talked about it? Biden’s well documented stutter that he’s had his whole life would pop up and every single media outlet questioned his mental faculties for the next week. Trump is in public looking like this and it’s just crickets:

man…Melania is creepy AF.
45-47 (years past best by date)
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Its lump.
She might be dead.
Well he ain’t making it to the end of his term, for sure, but can that brain aneurysm please hurry a little? I need a president that might cause the world to survive climate change and well, there isn’t much time left, if any at all













