Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
Bardella was at an event in Moissac, southwest France, to promote his latest book when a man broke the egg on his head.
The suspected attacker, a 74-year-old man, was arrested and taken into custody for violence against a public official, prosecutor Montauban Bruno Sauvage told AFP.
Next is milk, then sugar, then you beat him thoroughly and put him in the oven.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_cake or as French call it, quarte quarts
Quatre quarts. Or “four quarters”.
And this, is already too much maths for Bardella
Add in some stale bread, and then forget all about him for some ‘pain perdu’.
America: throw a whole pre-made sandwich at a cop
France: individually throw every ingredient to make every part of a sandwich from scratch
I really hope they make a Croque Monsieur with this pig.
Escroc Monsieur
I was thinking a Monte Cristo, because the hot oil would be satisfying. But I guess they’re essentially the same thing.
Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake
Nope! Sorry. Still just a wet sack of shit.
I guess next would be milk.
I’ve heard of slow cooking, but this is next level stuff.
So just milk and sugar missing and he turns into a cake?
Some Morton’s and a little milk and we can call it salt and batter-y. Just deserts, i say.
Well done.
If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.
I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know
Milk and sugar next week.
Free Crepes.
Or cake
nods or cake.
I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious
I’m desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?
I hope every political argument devolves into food being thrown eventually.
Just going down the ingredients list until they toss him in an oven to bake until golden brown.
The 74 year-old is a hero and remembers what his parents said about the fucking Nazis and Vichy French.
74 year old badass.
The Marsha P. Johnson method suggests that a brick is more effective at creating change.
Make fascists scared again.
It’s well pasta time….
Now whisk.
Guess the next step is to deep fry him.
