“I was wrong about you, Rookie. You’ve got what it takes. I know you’ll make me prou—“
Mendozaaaaaa!
What a delightful title you’ve chosen.
A+ would meme again
If unaware, you may enjoy this contest (of which I’ve chosen the 2021, but there are many and they are great)
Masculine urge to give my partner the evidence as I skip town to
retireopen a beach side restaurant in a tropical paradise.Also gives you a chance to be brought back for the sequel!
Nah, that’s two days away.
It would have to be on a bench, your arm underneath your trench coat stemming the bleeding of a hidden wound that isn’t revealed until you hand him the manila envelope. The rookie notices the blood smeared on the envelope, quickly pulls your coat open, but alas it’s too late to save you.
Slowly bleed out? Yes. Be a cop? Abso-fucking-lutely not.
Rookie partner in crime !
I don’t get it
There’s a meme about men choosing one of three aesthetics; noir detective, military historian, or something else I forget the third stereotype. For the men pretending they’re in a dime store 1920s pulp crime thriller novel during a mundane day this is the perfect setting for a melodramatic ending, that often took place at train, bus, or air ports.
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4 shades of gay?
Now you’re getting it!
Can confirm, bottom right checking in
You chose … poorly.
Not to divulge my whole life story but it was definitely a good decision for me. Gave me a direction in life and all that.
I’m just kidding around. You seem like a decent person, and I hope you weren’t offended.
Which noir has the detective bleed out in train station?
Have you seen Blade Runner 2049?
The last scene where he just lays on the staircase is crazy lol
My desert dweller urge to nearly fall on my face recover and then get sent sliding into the sunset by a gust of wind at a place like this.
This has actually happened to me once in a very scenic location, the other time was in a 711 parking lot where I rammed into the back of my Jeep Cherokee.
Why should that urge be masculine tho? I’d rather think it’s a general sentiment.
This is an existing joke. It’s like the “guys will see this and say hell yea” thing but we still send it to women who will also say hell yea.
OKAY gender abolitionist.
