Yes, I have loads gay sex with his wife.

You were trusted with fancy ceramics? We just got mass produced plain stuff.

Blood is what you get when you squeeze out the body. Wine is what you get (eventually) when you squeeze out the grape.

Nice that steam tells you so you don’t have to waste the bandwidth before refunding it.

How much more do kids cost than an adult? Could easily afford to feed an extra adult or two around the house. How much more is a child?

Mortgage wouldn’t change. Electricity usage surely wouldn’t change too much as you are still heating the same house to the same temperature. Little more hot water for showers I guess. Food costs us £20 or so a week for 2 adults, so even doubling to 4 people that would be £40, probably less by benefiting more from bulk buying/cooking.

Do agree clothing might suck, school uniforms are extortionate in the UK. Apparently the average is a few hundred, that is more than all of my clothes combined.

Plus PCs cost fuck all compared to staff, may as well get them efficient tools if they will be using them a lot.

Are there hunter gatherer methods of launching a spear effectively while underwater? Plus wouldn’t it be much harder to see the fish.

That is with modern equipment though

Ahh, rich people problems. I don’t even know what to spend all my money on and I make £26k. I guess I could just save it and then pay off the mortgage early, then only work 1 day a week?

I could potentially survive on fishing. Not for fish, I tried that once and sucked. But crabs are stupid. A few times gone for fun and can easily get a few in not very long. If I was having to survive I would probably make bigger/more nets or traps too.

I wonder about spear fishing, have seen a few pretty large fish in shallow water before around here depending on the tide, some were certainly possible to hit, even if you don’t hit every time that is a lot of food.

As a support engineer for a proprietary SaaS product I would probably be quite limited. But as I also run a LAMP VM and I think that was way more popular as a skill set requirement a little over a decade ago so that could help. Might even get higher pay…

Donny the throat goat and his big beautiful bill

Yeah, plus a one off is kinda sus. Need to repeat it so he knows.

In the words of Space King: That’s retarded

So your thermostat is tracking your location by GPS to know when to turn on?

I mean, I guess at least I can see how someone might benefit from it I suppose. I certainly don’t want that though.

And it isn’t annoying to have to log into your thermostat every day?

Do you leave work at different times each day and week that you don’t know about until you are at work?

Unless you do, a regular programmable thermostat would be fine.

Or going to/from work and doesn’t really have any other options.

Already did with steamdeck to be fair

UK has even worse, buy to let. Interest only with the intent of renting it out. So you profit on the rents and profit on the house going up in value. Obviously you vote for governments that will lead to an increase in house prices too. Oh yeah most of government is made up of parasites landlords too.