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fuck reddit
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who the fuck browses reddit without an adblocker or an extension that strips all the ads from reddit? it’s 2025
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Makes sense. If you need fascists, advertise on a website run by and for fash.
It’s like those scam emails that are obviously fake. The sloppy writing isn’t by mistake. It filters out the people who would question it, leaving only those who don’t read carefully or think critically. What seems like incompetence is the strategy.
This ad works the same way.
“Never think twice about doing what’s right” sounds like a call for decisiveness, but it’s a call for impulsivity. If you never think twice, you never pause to consider whether what you’re being asked to do is actually right. You never weigh legality. You never examine morality. You simply obey.
They’re not looking for people who act ethically. They’re looking for people who won’t question.
They don’t want judgment. They want compliance.
If you stopped to think about what this ad implies, you’ve already proven you’re not the kind of person they’re trying to recruit.
Just an edit while I take a shite…
Truth in advertising.
Hell, they don’t even think once about doing what’s right. That’s twice as good as the ad says.
Saving taxpayer money by not wasting time to think.
We don’t think twice about doing what’s right, in fact we don’t think about it ever! If you lack ethics or morals, why not join ICE today?
I had to double take when I read that line.
jfc, satire is impossible these days when that is reality
Right? You can wear the badge, OR do what’s right. You can’t do both.
So it looks like they’ll hire just about anyone
What’s the end goal? Have 99% of the American work force under the DHS?
And then what?
If your borders are so tightly controlled, you’re going to turn away enough false positives that everything else will crawl to a halt.
That’s in an entirely “efficient” scenario.
You’re hiring people who are desperate for money, i.e. people who are more likely to accept bribes, which just completely undermines this whole stupid system.
It just seems to me like they’re trying to maximise both bureaucracy and immense cruelty. Am I missing something?
What’s the end goal? Have 99% of the American work force under the DHS?
And then what?
Historically
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Get the brownshirts/sturmabteilung
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Kristallnacht and pogrom
This is the history that ICE rhymes with .
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Think twice?
They can’t even think ONCE.
Correct, it’s that second thought that makes them realize their orders are wrong. They better not think twice if they want to get paid.
I would say boycott it but after Reddit tanked the Apollo app most of us migrated here.
The more principled and/or tech savvy of us.
The garbage stayed behind. And there’s a lot of garbage.
Principled only. You don’t need to be tech savvy to use lemmy
Greedy pig boy spez gleefully giving a platform to the modern day SS.
Reddit in 2016: “Facebook has ruined the country. They accepted $25k in ads from Vladimir Putin and totally upended the election.”
Reddit in 2025:
Most people here have probably stopped using reddit. Getting most people to stop is so difficult. Not even this would move the needle.
