The market can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent.

Like. Since all these Ricky dinky pieces of shit started being out I’ve firmly believed they were a ticking time bomb waiting to happen. I feel like the whole fucking real estate market is.

Sooner or later the chickens will come home to roost.

Bkawwwwww

No I am not.

Amen

I’m cool with someone deciding to do this.

I mean, I’ll decide not to go on the date, but that you do you.

Your lack of ability to judge my character leading up to the date, and the general sense of paranoia leading to a decision like this, aren’t qualities I’m looking for in a partner.

Neither is starting things from a place of outright suspicion. Like. I’m not judging. I just have zero interest.

Dicks out for Jane goodall

Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.

What a fucking dipstick. Absolutely failure pile of leadership.

Wow.

Sourced.

Terrible advice.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Hail Satan!

THE BUMPS MADE HER VAGINA DO AN ORGASM

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Once a year at the annual African American Lesbians Conference, at the very least.

Good partners of any gender want equality, emotional vulnerability, good communication, and mutual support.

Shitty partners want gender roles. When you have a realistic view of the world then you understand that people have flaws, strong points, and layers of complexity.

The good news is there are plenty of good partners out there. The bad news is that the only way to really firm up what you want, offer, and need, is trial and error.

I’m no tanks but like… china seems stable. They’re innovating, getting shit done. And the is… well. Hardly surprising that the tides would turn this way.

Oh. Yeah it all makes sense now.

Depends on the instance really.

Spanikopitaius

I’ll take it

Wat