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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Soup

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Soup

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    • baby I don’t think you’ve had enough soup today
    • i I bought a funnel and I was wondering if I could pour soup in the funnel so it just goes directly into your belly
    • what if we put the funnel in another hole?
    • you need more soup. I don’t know how we’re going to get any more soup in you but I’m going to try
  • nnachtigal@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Gotta get some Soup Soup Soup

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    I had a soup girl once. I don’t miss the soup, but I miss those dumplings.

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Personally I really like chewing but thats just me

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      If you… uh… like your chunky soups, you can… uh… keep them.

      • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
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        You’ve clearly never had Indonesian soup

        • turdcollector69@lemmy.world
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          No, but now I’ve got fomo about this. What exactly am I missing out on here? What should I look up recipes for or order?

          • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
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            this article describes it pretty well: “Soto Ayam is one of those dishes that feels like a warm embrace on a rainy afternoon.” soup picture

            • turdcollector69@lemmy.world
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              Oh hell yeah I’m making this but without the nuts for allergy reasons.

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      “I am once again asking for soup.”

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The top 1% eat 99% of the soup

  • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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    What happened to Jasmine Rice?

    • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
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      Rice can go in soup. No problem

      • turdcollector69@lemmy.world
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        Stored separately for left overs. I won’t stand for soggy rice

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Never heard of her

  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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    marry someone who says:

    • i love you
    • i’m proud of you
    • i’m grateful for you
    • yes we can have more jasmine rice
    • no 3 rice in a day isn’t too much
    • yes i can make you jasmine rice again
    • no 12am isn’t too late to have jasmine rice
    • MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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      New meme template just dropped

    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s a bit more my vibe, yeah.

    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I’m honestly torn now. Can we have a 3 way with you and the soupa troopa?

    • ABCatMom@lemmy.ca
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      Rice is life

  • gray@lemmy.ml
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    My ex wasn’t like this. And that says it all

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    Cereal with milk is cold soup.

    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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      WRONG. Something cooked in liquid is the definition of soup. I’ll give you a controversial example. Meat cooked in a liquid is a stew. Stews are soups. Chili is just ground beefed cooked in liquid. Therefore chili is a stew ergo a soup. Cereal on the other hand is not a soup. It is not cooked at any stage of its making. Therefore it can not be classified as soup. That you would suggest such a thing is blasphemy.

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        Well the cereal is baked which is a form of cooking. But yeah, it’s not cooked in the milk, so a bowl of cereal is not soup.

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    • Yes it’s fine to eat your soup cold
    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      https://youtu.be/3ZGJHDegPcU

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    Soup is just glorified tea

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      If I add chunks of vegetables & potatoes & shredded roast to my tea, is it soup now?

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        Of course it is … a really disgusting terrible soup … but soup none the less

      • Bassman27@lemmy.world
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        No it’s still tea

    • Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.works
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      Tea is just a leaf broth

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    I think 12am is the perfect time for soup

  • runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m at soup.

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    As a Navy man, those words are sweet honey poured into my frozen ears.

  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    Soup, soup. A tasty soup, soup. A spicy carrot and coriander.

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