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I always think of this when someone tells me to water my plants regularly and not always let them dry out and subsequently overwater the shit out of them to compensate.
No, motherfucker, we live in uncertain times.
ironically this is close enough to what you should do, just with the minor detail that you should let them only barely dry out.
I drink unsweetened tea and diet cola all day, I don’t know what my body is complaining about. You know what, fine here’s half a jar of peanut butter on a pop tart!
this is exactly what happened today. I’m wasted
No no no. You drank 4 bottles of tequilla! Thats not the same thing. Also, stop walking on the ceiling!
No no no, it’s called intermittent fasting
Me with my sweet sweet petrol snack
