Poffertjes! (Dutch mini pancakes)
when do you add the frog?
When you prepare the plate for your mother in law.
no way im not sharing with her
She can have the frog I’ll eat the rest
i’ll share with you, just she doesn’t deserve any delicious frog. she knows what she did
Yeah fuck her. Because she never had any children, so I am single.
You know what I’ll still eat it
it has to be poisonious, right?
Maybe, but not all toxins are deadly. Some are fun with the right mindset 😜🐸
Therapist: “Albino pac-frog pizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you”
Me: “did you even bother to look at the meme I sent you?”
Forbidden pizza snack
Don’t care, still looks delicious…
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Or an unfrosted pillsbury cinnamon roll
It looks like the strange middle ground between pizza and Freddy Krueger. Oh well, man’s got to eat, sorry Freddy.

Hah, I believe that is the scene where he says he loves “soul food”. Excellent.
I read the top text, still thought it was a pizza, then read the bottom text and was confused.
Reminds me of that one episode of Chernobyl.





