Prob not bro

Instructions unclear. I now have one leg if pants lodged in the toilet bowl and one leg still in my ass. I’m scared to flush

This took me so long to get, I think I might be one of you.

Yeah, kinda. But, it’s far righties that jizz over capitalism the most. Trump’s such a good businessman. He will run the country great, it’s a business after all.

Yes.

Get your ducks in a row boat. It’s a pun(?)

Or an unfrosted pillsbury cinnamon roll

Ice cream causes drowning. Just look at both numbers increase every summer

Wow that’s hot 🥵

And the next plague is upon us.

“Do have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Mustafa? He died for our sins, and those of his only begotten son.”