Talk about your ex. Or at least that’s a pro tip that I like to hear often
Or my ax
Shit on the table
So this was what the poop post was for.
What if it’s a really nice sturdy table and you don’t want your date taking it home with them?..
Fart in their general direction.
I was gonna say take a dump on their bumper but yours works too
Come with your spouse? Or your mum?
Order the lobster. Or you’ll have to put out
Not say anything.
Went on a date with a girl I thought was pretty cute, and I heard she had the hots for me. So at first I had high hopes. NGL, I like mysterious but that was too much. All I got was variations of a shrug.
I’m not proud of what I did, but I made some excuse and just left her alone. I simply couldn’t stand it.
Talk about zodiac signs for an hour. Yeah I’m looking at you Laura, fuck you and your zodiac signs. I don’t care if mercury is retrograde.
Talking about getting married and having kids
Ask me zero questions and/or not contribute much to the conversation. I want to get to know you, and I want a partner who is genuinely interested in getting to know me.
Confessing your crimes. Save it for the wedding night.
